HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh god I shouldn't. do this. bro is hideous.

BED HABITS
-- bro is basically a college frat boy. he flops into bed and forgets shit like brushing his teeth
-- years of living with young boy and sleeping in their common area = he actually wears both boxers and a t-shirt to bed. He's gotten so used to it that he still sleeps this way.
-- oh and he wears this (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-GAMEBRO&Category_Code=MSPA) to bed YEAH REALLY.
-- what sleeping position. he kind of flops all over the place. usually one arm hanging off the bed.
-- SEVERAL. Bro is a tosser, and he has fallen off the bed from whipping around in his sheets at night. He's an EXTREMELY light sleeper, and he gets by on six hours or less a night. He also has periodic bouts of severe insomnia.

SEXY HABITS
Okay fuck I am the biggest virgin it is me, so I don't know much about his sexy habits. Save this:

This screen name is not actually ironic, Bro really does have a puppet fetish. :| Seriously. Dude sells a series of special muppet sex toys and he HAS used them before. Routinely.

...

YES with others. S-sometimes several others.

Oh and he does great muppet impressions in bed.

/hides forever

EATING HABITS
Fave fud: Chili dawwwwwgs. Fuck yeah. Also tacos.
Least fave: Grits. Can't stand that shit.
Fave drank: Ironically he loves cosmopolitans. He will never admit this come on he only drinks BEEEER like a MANLY MAN not this pink girly gog damn it Lalonde this is delicious and gay but delicious >8|
Least fave: Okay fuck your Red Bull + Jagermiester shit no, just no.
Cooking? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. He even fucks up the microwave.
Table manners: Only when he has to. When it doesn't matter, he is an utter slob. When it matters, he is insanely classy and even puts his fork in the right place.
quirks: Ketchup on macaroni and cheese. Also makes weird dishes only a college student would eat (ie, "fuck all I have is mayo, ketchup, and some leftover elbow noodles, let's just mix that shit together and eat it and wash it down"
Also, Bro actually drinks surprisingly little.

GENERAL
-Daily routine? Fail to sleep. Fail to sleep. Get up at six because you failed to sleep. Stretch. Exercise. Deal with the finances. Check site stats. Get dressed eventually. Work on your various projects. Hear Dave start to stir. Pretend to be asleep still, then attack Dave in the hallway.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Surprisingly little. He kind of browses it once a day, but he has some custom alerts set for a few people so he's always up on their posts.
-quirks/other: okay I want you to look at this man he is basically made of quirkiness.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

M-muppet impressions why would you ever

Okay just so you know I will never be able to read a post from Bro ever again without hearing it in Kermit the Frog's voice

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

because i'm terrible

that's why

[featheryasshole]

ohgod that is so hideous

and yet so in character

;___;