baby's first meme

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Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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[featheryasshole]

[OH RIGHT. Davesprite may not have much added experience, but he guesses he should be taking the lead here.]

[Raising a hand to Dave's cheek, he leans closer and kisses with more force, nibbling on his lower lip gently.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Okay wow that is. That is actually kind of nice. ]

[ ...don't mind Dave, Davesprite, just going to be wrapping his arms around you now. He breaks away for a second, taking a small breath before going in for another small kiss. He's going to figure out how to do this dammit :| ]

[featheryasshole]

[Davesprite opens his mouth by a fraction on the second kiss, contemplating going for tongue. He decides against it for now, though. He doesn't yet have a full grasp on how that shit works and it might just get awkward.]

[Instead, he keeps the kiss soft and light while his other hand travels down to Dave's waist.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Dave mirrors suit immediately - if nothing else he's a quick learner. Here, Davesprite, have other!you's teeth lightly, very lightly nibbling at your upper lip. ]

[ The hand on his waist finally grabs his attention. He pulls away for a moment, and raises an eyebrow above the shades. He makes no attempt to move away. ]

You okay with this? [ And, after a moment, ironically: ] No homo.

[featheryasshole]

[Davesprite mirrors the expression and shrugs lightly.]

I am if you are, dude.

[See, it's funny because they're the same person! Haha! Ha.]

[:|]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Shit, bro, that is some zen shit right there. Confucius would've had a fucking field day with this.

[ Actually, he's pretty sure Freud would be flipping in his grave if anyone had to. But he's not about to say that, choosing instead to lean back in with a small grin. ]

I'm cool. Chill as always.

[ Good thing Terezi isn't here - that small flush is still there, and she'd be having a goddamn heart attack. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Davesprite's grin starts out identical to his past self's, but grows a tiny bit because that flush isn't going unnoticed.]

Awesome.


[And anyway who cares about Freud, dude's just jealous he never got to make out with himself.]

[Speaking of which, time to get back to the kissing.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Gladly. Dave leans in, resuming the earlier makeout session with renewed vigor. He runs a hand up his alternate!future!self's side, tracing the weird part where shirt becomes down, before wrapping it around and resting it on his sprite's hip. ]

[ Or where his hip would be. It's a little complicated, what with his new sprite-biology. DAMMIT WHY SO CONFUSING. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Okay, it's time to attempt some high-level MAKEOUT MANOUVERING.]

[By which I mean here Dave, have some orange ghostly tongue probing your mouth.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ MAKEOUT OPERANDI: LVL 22 TONGUE OF THE CROW ]

[ Dave has been slain. ]


[ Or not. He is a little surprised, to say the least! But he quickly recovers, slipping his own tongue into the mix with REMARKABLE VIM. ]

[ He is still not very good at this, but dammit, he's getting better by the second. ]

h-how does i shot makeouts sob

[featheryasshole]

[Okay, Davesprite's not entirely sure how to proceed from here. He keeps exploring Dave's mouth carefully, almost methodically. This might last for some time. Hope you're not too into breathing, dude!]