baby's first meme

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Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

OHGOD LOLING FOR EVER

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

I don't even...

How am I supposed to-

What.

my work here is done

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

[ STARES DOWN AT she'd have to stand on something to even reach his face. Or he'd have to bend down. ]

...this is unseemly.

/head in hands

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Dude I can't even reach your face. And I'm not even sure how you guys kiss with the... you know. Mandibles and stuff.

[Also OH GOD ALIEN WHAT]

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

[ so stiffly!! ]

We do not.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Woah bro. Calm your dick.]

So do I just like...

On the mandibles.

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

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[ alskfjslafj fine, FINE. He'll just lower his head REALLY AWKWARDLY and touch his forehead to Tucker's gently. And then pull away super quickly, looking everywhere but at Tucker. ]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

...




What the hell was that?




[No. Really.]

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

...it is an expression of intimacy.

[ s-so defensive!! ]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

...

Really?

I figured you guys like- [Hooks her index fingers together.] did that. With your mouths or something.

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

Humans are the only species I am aware of that utilizes 'kissing.' Civilized species do not mash their facial orifices together.

[ This is sort of a total lie, btw. Sangheili making out involves a lot of biting and licking. ]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Pffffff. Bullshit. I bet whatever classy as fuck species there are out there in the galaxy do that kind of shit all the time. I mean, they fuck don't they? There's gotta be some foreplay involved. Kissing is totally foreplay. Sometimes.

[O-oh baby. What am tact?]