singularityderp | baby's first meme

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baby's first meme

Stolen from

theposthumans shamelessly because it's amazing.

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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[Oh Jegus the awkward and the smoothing-down-of-hair and the avoiding ~~eye~~ shades-contact and the oh god]

I, uh.

Speak of what again? I don't. Recall any innnnnnnncidents that anybody might want to, uh. Cover up or forget about or. Something.

Oh hey you have some kind of mysterious blue lipstick-like substance on your face that you should. Maybe go wash off. Asshole.

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Of course not. Because nothing happened.

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... bit my lip, son of a bitch.

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[JUST GOING TO. Edge away. Yep.]

...Pretty clumsy of you. Way to go.

Stop talking about lips, fuckstain.

... yeah. Man, how dumb do I have to be, anyway. Uh.

[/brb, looking for a kleenex]

[pauuuuuse]

[he's pretty sure by the rules of troll blackrom this is doin it wrong, which is why he'd better do it like, right now]

Yo, you need anything?

The dumbest. But I mean oooooooobviously you have that covered. Established fact right there. You are the dumbest. It is you.

...wait what why would I need anything. Stop it. [SCOWL SCOWL FOOTSHUFFLE]

I dunno, if you wanted like, mouthwash or a glass of water or something, for no reason, because you were just randomly wanting that stuff. Toothpaste.

[dabbing at his lip with the kleenex]

Oh uh. Nope. Um. Pretty sure I'm good. The best. And stuff.

...

Okay there is absolutely no way I- yyyyyyyyou bit your lip that bad, you fucking wimp.

You- I have sharp teeth or something, I guess, and weak human flesh and stuff! Jesus.

[Automatically] Je-GUS. Ahahahahahahahaha, you just admitted you were weak! Fuck yes. Today is the best day. The best!

Hey, I'm th' first to admit I'm pink and squishy. Just so happens that you don't need strength when you got speed.

Oh, come on, that's stupid. And dumb. And lame! All speed does is make you good at being a weakslime pissy little absconding wuss. And onnnnnnnne day you're bound to find something you can't run away from! I just hope I'm there to see it.

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Yeah, sure it does. Because obviously, it's totally cool if you're strong, nothing will ever come along that's stronger than you that can kick your ass. 'Course not.

And nah, you won't be there to see it. Sorry. And to be fair it's prolly better that way.

[AJ:LAKJ SCREECHY FLAILING RAGESPASM. Okay done.]

Wussiest thing I ever heard. Somebody has to be the strongest. Duh! Or the luckiest. Fuck yeah, luck.

...Are you trying to ruin my fuuuuuuuun? Because it sounds like you are to me. Man. So meeeeeeeean! Killjoy.

((WHY DON'T WE HAVE A BEC NOIR YET

WHY))]

Man, luck's worthless. You rely on that shit and someday it's gonna bite you in the ass.

I am the fun police. No fun anywhere, ever. Grr. Arr.

[((]

[...I am hugely tempted to volunteer myself since Jack is the only MSPA character I have the vaguest confidence in writing, but... I am pretty sure I would fuck up somehow and it would be embarrassing]
[also yes I am stalking this thread like a creeper because it is amazing >_>]

[ . . . ]

[nooo stay away RP is a horrifying timesink and it will destroy your life]

[butfajsdfndnfdnfd]

[KASS did I ever tell you my horrible PLAAAAAAANS]

[Dude it's not like I haven't spent basically every evening of the last three years IM RPing anywayyyyy UH YOU HEARD NOTHING I HAVE A LIFE]

[also "horrible plans" is amongst my favourite phrases of the English language, right up there with "chocolate milk" and "shenanigans". FIRE AWAY.]

((OHSHITYESDOIT

Um

I MEAN ER

/is calm and rational about this forever?

But seriously everyone here is amazing and would be helpful and nice even if you DID mess up which you totally wouldn't. Is this where I admit that playing Vriska here is the first time I've RPed and yet everyone's been really nice and patient with me and stuff? WHY YES IT IS))

(ehehee I am SORELY TEMPTED IN THE WORST OF WAYS. I will give it some thought <3)

((Asl;ka;akj yessssssss~ :D))

Oh, now you're just trying to piss me off again. Only an unlucky schlub would say that! Or Terezi. Have you been talking to Terezi? Bitch!

...Arr?

[((inorite. WHERE ARE OUR PROMISED DRAMA SHENANIGANS? THIS IS LIKE THE WORST TEASE EVER SERIOUSLY D:))]

TZ's pretty chill, man, I dunno. She's got that Strider sense of ironic justice down.

... man, you are so right. I'm a ninja. Or what do you call 'em in Troll culture anyway. Pajamabottomed Sneakslides? I can't say 'arr'.

Tee-zee? Chill? Okay what is this I just. Terezi. The annoying one with the worst laugh in the world. Blind. Licks everything. That Terezi. Chill? Really? Haha, wow! Okay. Suuuuuuuure! She sure did a number on you!

That sounds like the worst Flarp class ever, by the way. Arr.

You got some history with her or somethin?

And what the hell is Flarp?

Is. That some kind of joke. I mean. History? Bitch blew off my arm and seven of my eyes. And I didn't even do anything to her! C'mon, get with the program here. She's dangerous! Hey, hey. Maaaaaaaaybe you should be more careful about who you let your brothers hang out with. Just saying. Do a little background research?

And Flarp is the best game ever. Add that to your list of Shit To Research, dumbfuck.

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