http://howkickassiam.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] howkickassiam.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-01-12 07:57 pm
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baby's first meme

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Emotionless death robots are the most frustrating. Especially when they're strong enough that you can't fight them off.

SHOVING IS GO, whether it has any noticeable effect or not.]

Get the hell away from me.
i_like_your: (Speak - Up)

[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
But Sarah... I have to kill you now.

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

[ohshit. TRYING TO LOOK FRANTICALLY FOR POSSIBLE WEAPONS WITHOUT THE TERMINATOR NOTICING.]

That's not part of your new directive.

[if she sounds confident, maybe it will work?]
i_like_your: (Drunk)

[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-14 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH.

It was a joke.

It's funny because you demonstrated an adverse stress-related reaction.

Would you like another...?

Terminator humor. Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse.

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah just stares. A joke.

A fucking joke.]

No. I would not like another.

If you're gonna kill me, do it. Otherwise, get out.
i_like_your: (Eye Flash)

Too much interfacing with GLaDOS...

[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Turns to leave. Looks back over shoulder.]

Are you going to write/E-mail/call?

She's going to start offering cakes next

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[DEATH GLARE.]

What do you think?
i_like_your: (Smile - Content)

Delicious Matrix sex-cakes!

[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-14 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly.

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[derisive snort]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.