http://howkickassiam.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] howkickassiam.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-01-12 07:57 pm
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baby's first meme

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

LOLING FOREVER OHMYGOD

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[To her credit, Tucker knows an interruption when she hears one. She opens an eye, sees York out of the corner and carefully breaks the kiss before doing her best to look apologetic with her hands still around Sarah's waist.]

Well.

Fuck.

this is terrible and amazing

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah's eyes fly open when she hears York's voice. She does her best to break away from Tucker before he opens the door, but she's way too late.

She turns her head reluctantly to look at York, hands still pressed against Tucker's back.]

Uh.

Hi.

THE WORST

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm. Do you want me to like, get it for you or...

[Oh no. He's getting for it. Sort of.]

Geez this is fucking awkward.

[Because someone had to say it.]
Edited 2011-01-16 05:20 (UTC)

I THINK YOU MEAN BEST

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah is just turning red and avoiding York's eyes foreverrrr.]

We were just...uh.

[STOPS because it's pretty fucking obvious what they were doing.]

...Sorry.

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Tucker, being of sound mind and little shame, is still confused as hell.]

Woah woah woah. York. What?

[Explain yourself brofriend!]

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah turns to look at York, cautiously. Her hands relax a little against Tucker's shirt.]

...You're not mad.

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I have no fucking idea what's going on right now. Or where this is going.

[Tucker is totally not giving ground on Sarah though, and just shifts her hands a little so it's not touching York's. So immature.]

Really? So I didn't completely fuck up? Awesome.

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah just makes a pained sort of whimper and shakes her head. She doesn't let Tucker go, though.]

...York and I, earlier, we kind of, uh, well...

[...Showing is easier than telling, right? Sarah turns her head and tips her face up to York's.]

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes at him and smirks, tapping her fingers against his because whatever he's her bro. She just stares at them both and smirks, waiting for something to happen.]

Yeah? You kind of?

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[If fuck my life had been an expression in the 90s, Sarah would be utilizing it big time right about now. She gives Tucker the most annoyed look ever and takes a deep breath.]

We kind of did this.

[And she moves one hand from Tucker's back to reach behind her and pull York's head down to meet hers, kissing him firmly. It's not quite making out, but it's definitely more than just a peck on the lips.]

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Tucker is just totally calm about this, pretty relaxed with her hands around Sarah's waist and watching them makeout because, hey, it's hot. She's got this ridiculous smile on her face too.]

Bow chicka bow wow.

/should have expected that

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah makes a muffled sound of surprise/embarrassment at that. She breaks the kiss and stares with great interest at a point somewhere over Tucker's shoulder, cheeks burning.]

...So. Yeah.

[SQUIRMS AWKWARDLY but that just makes it worse cause oh hi they're both right there.]

/RUINS EVERYTHING

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that bad. Quit your bitching.

[Tucker shrugs in response. She's pretty used to people getting annoyed or embarrassed about her tendency to point out the extremely sexually obvious (at least to her). She worms a hand in-between Sarah's back and York's chest so she can offer awkward back pats attempts at comfort. She's... pretty much fucking terrible at it.]

Uh, Sarah? Pretty sure York and me are alright. We're not gonna like, go at each other over this or anything I'd kick his ass anyway but that's not the point. I mean, I haven't flipped my shit and neither has he so... It's all cool.

/adores it

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah doesn't answer York, just kind of slumps against him slightly, looking extremely dubious at Tucker's claim. She glances up at him as if for confirmation that everything is indeed cool, then studies Tucker for a moment, finally reaching up and tucking her curls behind her hair, hesitantly, as if seeing how York will react.]

...You're sure?

[I am from the 90s and how does I polyamory.]

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tucker responds to York with the amazingly mature act of sticking her tongue out at him, then wiggling it because ew gross Tucker you're so lewd.]

Yeah, he's sure. C'mere...

[Tucker moves a hand from Sarah's back to her face, holding her chin and moving her thumb across Sarah's lips before pressing in for a kiss. Let's put on a show.]

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sarah hesitates for a moment, because what is this. But when Tucker leans in, she doesn't resist, just tilts her head to meet her and closes her eyes. After a moment she reaches her hands up to press into Tucker's hair, threading her fingers through the curls and holding her head gently in place.]

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Tucker is competitive at some pretty random shit, but kissing is one thing she lacks no confidence in. She slowly opens an eye to look pointedly at York before smirking a little, not enough to be noticeable, just a small upturn of the edge of her mouth, before closing her eyes again and focusing on the kiss. She slides her hands down to the other woman's hips, letting her own fingers ghost across the skin that's a bit under Sarah's shirt, between the edge and her waistband. Tucker pushes a little more into the kiss, liking the closeness and the feel of lips against hers.]