baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Hello there, pretty lady...

I think this was a renegade interrupt....

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard just stares. And stares some more.]

Okay, fine. [She grabs him by the front of the shirt and hauls him against her. Domineering woman, why yes.]

You talk big, time to nut up or shut up.

She can interrupt his renegade any day

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil reaches around to grab her ass and presses into her. He has no problems with domineering women, but this might just become a competition.]

Try not to cut yourself, love.

[His hand tightens in her hair to tilt her head to what he deems a suitable angle before he presses their lips together. His sandpaper tongue pushes into her mouth-- for her own good, obviously. Wouldn't want her to ~cut herself.~ What a goddamn gentleman.]

Man, be careful what you wish for. It only results in making out about 20% of the time.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Enjoy grabbing that ass-plate, Virgil, Shepard's going to return the favor because she can. You taste like sushi, but if there's one thing Shepard doesn't mind, it's alien tongues, amirite? She just presses back and the making out continues.

Really, aside from the creepy taste and the razor sharp teeth she has no interest for cutting herself on, this is less revolting than predicted.]

He likes the abuse the other 80%

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil promptly presses her into a wall with an approving grunt. He nudges her face away from him and grazes his teeth along her throat.]

That's convenient. /DOES NOT HAVE ICONS FOR THIS

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard likes it rough, but that is, in fact, a gun pressed up against your junk and not an erection. Get too feisty with those teeth and there's going to be a messy interrupt.]

hot

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil chuckles darkly as he trails his mouth over her jawbone. Is he removing her chestplate? Yes he is.] Worried, love?

You know it.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

If I were worried, you'd be bleeding on the floor.

[Shepard grins just as darkly because that still might happen, but for now, go nuts with the armor removal. When you're done, it's quite possible she'll cock the gun and order him to strip.]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil feels like he's pretty well in control of the situation despite the gun nestled in with the boys. He grins against her throat.] I'll keep that in mind.

[Before her chestplate has time to clatter to the floor, his nimble, calloused fingers are up her shirt. He hasn't felt muscles like hers in a long time. The prospect has him a bit excited.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Oh.

Hi.]</sub>

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Oh hi, right back. She'd give you a kiss but a forehead press works just as well.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Mmmhm. Garrus tugs her against him - gently. He'd never admit he had a human fetish, but there's something about Shepard that really does it for him.

Maybe it's because it's Shepard.]</sub>

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Human fetishist? Man, he's a terrible turian. Just the way she likes him. Shepard's just going to wrap her arms around Garrus's waist and smile.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

<sub>[More like a Shepard fetish, really.

And dat waist. He hip-bumps her, a three-fingered hand drawing threw her hair.]</sub>

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Man, it's a damn nice coincidence that human women like that too. Shepard hip bumps him back and idly massages dat waist. Sure is supportive, ngl.]

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

Commander Shepard.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Noble Six. [Shepard nods.]

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

Holding up from our sparring match?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I'm still alive.

[Shepard smiles mildly.]

Tempted to make it a regular event. Objections?

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

None, but any more of that and it could get nasty. Wouldn't want that.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll just have to talk you out of that armor, soldier.

[Man, even I groaned at how weak a pick up line that was. Too bad it's pretty seriously IC.]

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

[ Pauses at that. ] Even without the armor, it's risky. I guess it's been said and shown enough that we're not exactly... normal.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

You got a serious strike in and you still doubting I can take a punch? [Guuurl.]

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

You looked like you handled it, but maybe not endure another one right after, ma'am. [ Just tryin' to be honest here! ]