baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[what are you talking about, and why isn't this in the script]

Oh yeah?

[stalling]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Man, the right wheel options are not closing the deal and she doesn't have enough paragon points to charm Connor into this. Time for the renegade interrupt.]

Yeah.

[Hope you like being grabbed around the waist and pulled up against a space marine, Connor, because that's what's up.]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[FUCK WHAT IS THIS oh actually it's not so bad.]

[...actually Shepard is pretty damn good. Stops freaking out because resisting isn't having any effect anyway.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Her attitude brings all the sentient lifeforms to the yard, and they're like IT'S COMMANDER SHEPARD AND SHE HAS A ROCKET LAUNCHER. Damn right...uh..something.

Small and here's the part where she kisses you firmly and several other adjectives. I do not have icons for this.]

lol I do...well sort of

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Hey, there's something to be said for controlling women with good taste in weaponry, amirite. Kisses firmly right back.]

Ahaha, close enough.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Good taste in weaponry is hot, dammit. After a few minutes of awkward making out, and possibly feeling Sarah up, Shepard lets her go. Shep looks rather pleased with herself.]

Still need to make out with York, though.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[And Sarah does not look disappointed.]

Wh - hey, what happened to multiple choice?

[NEVER TRUST A RENEGADE]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

What, Connor, never heard of C? All of the above.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Damn you, Shepard.

[RESIGNING HERSELF TO THIS TERRIBLE FATE :p]

Can't do anything with him if he's not here.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

--Oh, hey, there you are!

Heard you needed to talk to me about something or another.

[ C: waves ]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Dammit, York, why so innocent]

Uh.

Yeah.

...Well not exactly talk.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Didn't know you were into singing.

[ C: grins lazily at her, hands slung into his pockets as he wanders closer to her.

NOT SO INNOCENT, UFUFUFU ]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Narrows her eyes. Oh is that how he wants to play it.]

I'm not.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Bet you'd have a pretty singing voice.

[ Yeah giiiiiirl he knows exactly why he's here, slfkfaj.

He gives her a kind of stupid grin and lifts a hand, tucking some hair behind her ear. ]

Shepard give you a talk?

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Oh god what do. CROSSES ARMS hello defense mechanism]

Apparently she wants to see a show.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

...listen, if you don't wanna, s'cool.

[ but if you wanna put on a show 8) ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Seriously Connor, don't make me renegade interrupt this thread twice.]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[AWKWARD SHRUG]

...I didn't say that.

But if you don't want to.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Didn't say that I didn--

...wait, you do?

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[lol oh god. She just lets out a half-amused huff of air and looks away.]

...Well, it's not as though you're the worst-looking guy around.

[was that a compliment? IT WAS TRYING TO BE :(]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[ lmsfakmsf k-kind of an awkward laugh ]

Uh, well. That's good. Hate to be ugly.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[ATTEMPT FAILED]

...sorry.

That...came out wrong.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

--s'okay. Been doing that a ton lately, myself.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Just nods. Why you gotta be so understanding and attractive, York.]

[u-uncrosses arms]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

--so uh, skipping the whole awkward thing.

You. You mind if I--?

[ MOTIONS TO HER... ]