baby's first meme

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Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

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HN.
QUERY: DO YOU HAVE A STORY FOR EVERY SITUATION?

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I had a kid ask me that not too long ago. Good head on his shoulders, was one of the newer recruits. Never did find the body, though.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

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[Wow, interesting. NEEDS MORE DATA.]

SITUATION: UTILIZING LAVA AS A RESOURCE OF ENERGY WHILE ROBOTIC DINOSAURS ARE ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY YOUR FORCES.
QUERY: DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING?

WHAT AM I WRITTING...

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I had this job awhile back when the money was slow and I started taking in the odd ones. Had to clear out a privately owned turian research facility. Damn thing was in the middle of a volcano.

Anyway, once we got through blasting through half the place those turians finally got it in their heads to set the mechs on us. YMIR mechs are about the size of a fucking t-rex, just as slow, I'd wager. Thought I was about to bite it there, 'til the mech startled a thresher nest.

Stole a shuttle in the confusion. Only one to make it out that day.

JAYSUS THAT IS AMAZING

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Whoa.

Jeez.

...Okay, he's got nothin'.]

I don't even

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