baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ WANTS A DOG.

what does he even say to this. ]

--if our smells bother you, I can leave the room and shower. [ oh my god most generic offer ever he knows what you mean ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

I will still have to smell Kat.

Seriously.

Is there something wrong with Kat?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

--there shouldn't be. I would have been informed.

[ OH GOD IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH KAT ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

No, no, no! I mean, why not Kat?

I might not be a good judge of these things, but she's a very handsome human. Is it the arm? I like the arm. Don't you like the arm?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ no dude he fucking loves the arm except for the whole "kat lost her real one" ]

Any sort of relationships outside of normal mission parameters would just make things complicated, and could hurt the cohesiveness of the team.

[ more like a text book answer and avoidance lolol ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you don't really believe that.

[And keep in mind that this is coming from a cat: you're a pussy, Carter.]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

I do.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ OKAY MAYBE NOT BUT HE TRIES ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

You don't even sound convincing.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

You're a cat.

[ FUCK YOU YOU'RE A CAT ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

I'm a cat with a girlfriend and kittens on the way, and you're a human with a half-girlfriend and a cloud of pheramones that makes you look and smell like a thirteen year old with a crush.

I think I know a little bit more about these things than you.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

Just because a body reacts like any other body doesn't mean anything.

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Well, that's true, but only if you ignore the other half of the problem. Don't human girls usually get hurt if you ignore their feelings?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

Girls, maybe. Kat's a professional, though.

[ and she's not interested. ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Kat's a girl. Just because she's tall and strong, it doesn't mean she can't have feelings.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

You're a cat.

[ LMFAO WHAT IS HIS LIFE BEING LECTURED BY A CAT AWOFMEWOAMFKEWFML ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

You're a coward.

What's your point?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

A coward, for not acting on what you you mentioned?

[ god trying not to roll his eyes ]

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

For leaving a lady by herself when she's obviously in love with you.


[washes a paw nonchalantly]

Jerk.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

...She is not in love with me, I know that.

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

...what?