baby's first meme

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Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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[a_perfect_end]

You.

[Aajsdklfh why so shiny, damn it.]

[recompiling]

You.

[It's just how I roll.
Why you so shiny, curse you.]

[a_perfect_end]

[They were written by the same guy. Technically, this is his fault.]

Yeah. [Sneer] Me.

[Strut strut stalk closer.]

Now that we've established I'm not the Creator you're so fond of...Were you here for a reason?

[recompiling]

[Yeah, but he's the Creator. He's infalliable.]

Verifying.

[Invading Anon's personal space D:
Invades back by getting close enough to poke Clu in the chest]

You destroyed everything.
[B|]

[a_perfect_end]

[Oh, you'll see. You'll wait up for him, all night, and he'll never stop telling you about Sam, about Jordan and freaking Tron, man, like you don't work with Tron all day every day--you're only good enough for Flynn when his face is leaking and he needs a shoulder to do it on.

Which is just as alarming and disgusting as it sounds. Even if your circuits run hotter when he does it.]

...

[That wrist, it's in Clu's hand now, and his grip is not gentle.]

Just the imperfections, man. I corrected a problem.

[recompiling]

[No, I just had to wake up from being almost dead to him being upset over you. After you'd killed pretty much everyone I knew. At least if it had been Sam or Jordan or Tron I wouldn't have actually developed sympathy for you because he hadn't programmed you to understand what he saw in the ISOs. And then I had to go fight you right after.

Getting called a glitch by the dead ringer for your creator is actually insulting even if your constant intense, significantly staring made me a little hot under the collar]

[Well, that's... surprisingly uncomfortable. He jerks his wrist to test that grip, tilting his head.]

By causing a bigger one. And they weren't problems.