baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Well damn, Joker, I don't go into it expecting to break someone's pelvis. It's always going to be 'Whoops! Broken pelvis!'.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Not if you don't go for the pelvis.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

The hell kind of sex are you having? I'm pretty sure most of it involves pelvises.

As for the ones I broke otherwise, yeah, those were intentional.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

YOU SAID YOU WERE FIGHTING!

If 'sex' and 'practicing hand-to-hand combat' are the same to you-... yeah, I don't even know.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

First of all, depends on the sex. Ask Garrus, funny story.

And second of all, of course the combat ones were intentional. I mean hell, you know how hard it is to break a pelvis?

Takes some serious work if the other asshole isn't a human, too.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

In my professional opinion, I'm thinking it's time to branch out.

I mean, pretty soon? People are gonna start shouting, "COVER YOUR PELVIS, IT'S COMMANDER SHEPARD!"