baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

Sorry, wrong on both counts. That experience was a lot of things, but 'awesome' is not one of the words I'd use.

[As for the former matter... Well. Ut was a doomed timeline and they were sad and there were hormones happening and HE DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME THAT THEY'RE SIBLINGS OK

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh, pleeeeeeeease. You were totally into that. It was obvious! Soooooooo obvious. Especially since you pretty much begged me to do it.
This is where the obsession begins. Next thing I know you'll be showing up at my respiteblock on your knees-- uh, on your weird glowing sprite trail all like "bluh bluh, Vriska, please grace me with the greeeeeeeeatest makeouts in paradox space again" and I'll just be like "haha no" and slam the door in your dumb orange face!

[O-OH GOD. POOR DAVESPRITE. Is there anything in his life that isn't a horrible clusterfuck of sads and tragedies and regret? D:]

[featheryasshole]

Well, you're the one who decided to make out with me instead of, say Bro- oh, who am I kidding? Yes, you are entirely correct, Vriska. Not a second goes by that I don't yearn for the touch of your weird alien lips again. Oh, the tragedy. I think I'll cry now. Boo hoo.

[In case you were wondering, all that is delivered in a completely monotone voice.]

[Short answer: No.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I don't see what your dumb Bro would have to do with this, EVER, but hey. As I remember, you asked me to stop stalling. And you were the only Strider within reach, so I thinnnnnnnnk it's pretty obvious who was macking on who around here!

Anyway. Be a sarcastic little pedantic wiggler if you like, I've seen it aaaaaaaall before! It happens all the time. A guy makes out with a hot fairy, whines about it, makes out that he's not interested and then the next thing a girl knows she's dying and bleeding all over the place and he's trying to kiss her. Classic blackrom stuff!

[featheryasshole]

...

What the fuck are you talking about.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Uh.

 

A... Famous Alternian movie. "In which a wimpy boy skylark experiences a multitude of quadrants with the hottest fakey fake fairy ever, romantic tension is introduced with the arrival of a second boy skylark who is way more awesome and hotter and also an alien, ends happily when the fairy fills all of her quadrants (all of them), six explosions, twelve makeout scenes, four-hundred-and-thirteen instances of the word "bulgefiend", highly unsuitable for wigglers". You, um. Obviously haven't seen it.

[featheryasshole]

Oh, that movie. Yeah, haven't caught most of it. But I think I've seen parts of the second half.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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[featheryasshole]

[GOG DAMMIT BRO STOP TAPING MY MAKEOUT SESSIONS]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[OH HEY BRO SEND VRISKA THE FOOTAGE OF THE PART WHERE DAVESPRITE TOTALLY REQUESTED THIS SHIT, SHE WANTS TO UPLOAD IT TO SACROSANCT'S VERSION OF GRUBTUBE]

[FUCK YOU DAVESPRITE]

[:::;*]

[featheryasshole]

[WELL IF YOU DO THAT THEN BE SURE TO INCLUDE THE PART WHERE VRISKA WAS TOTALLY LEFT SPEECHLESS BY HOW HOT IT WAS]

[FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK VRISKA]

[wait]

[THAT DID NOT COME OUT AS INTENDED]

[IGNORE THIS MESSAGE]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[SCREENCAPPED FOREVER, GOOD DAVESPRITE BEST BLACKMAIL MATERIAL]

[BRB PRINTING IT OUT AND PASTING IT ON EVERY WALL IN THE STATION]

[INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE]

[featheryasshole]

[OH SORRY WHAT WAS THAT DIDN'T QUITE CATCH IT SINCE I WAS TOO BUSY FILMING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF THE THREAD BELOW THIS ONE]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[OH MAN IT IS SO HARD TO HEAR THINGS AROUND HERE ISN'T IT]

[WHAT WITH ALL THESE SLOPPY DAVECEST MAKEOUTS GOING ON AND ALL]

[CHECK-FUCKING-MATE, CLUCKBEAST]

[featheryasshole]

[Okay the Davecesting is with a character who is not in this game so it totally doesn't count]

[And even if it did the Bro thing is still infinitely worse]

[This isn't check we're playing, bitch. It's poker.]

[And I have the stronger hand]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[OH IT COUNTS. It counts twice because hopy shit you guys have managed to open some kind of dimensional rift with the force of your unholy Dave-on-Dave snoggings. SO THERE.]

 

 

 

 

[And you're obviously just JEALOUS.]

[featheryasshole]

[THIS IS STUPID.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[VICTORY GOES TO SERKET, THANKS FOR PLAYING ♠]

[featheryasshole]

[IS THAT]

[IS THAT A TINY LITTLE SPADE THERE]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[NO]

[IT'S A TEENY BLACK LILYPAD, THE SYMBOL OF BILIOUS SLICK]

[USED BECAUSE VRISKA IS LORD ENGLISH]

[OBVIOUSLY]

 

 

 

[SERKET STILL WINS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUU]

[featheryasshole]

[OH YOU WISH]

[I KNOW THE TRUTH OK]

[THAT COAT IS ONLY ON YOU BECAUSE IT'S TRYING TO DEVOUR HER]

[funny how our chats always turn to vriska getting eaten :|a]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[VRISKA CANNOT REFUTE THESE CLAIMS BECAUSE SHE IS CURRENTLY TOO BUSY BEING EATEN BY A SENTIENT CAIRO OVERCOAT, BRB]

[And that's because it's hilarious okay. CAWCHOMP~]