[Red laughs as the lesser humans flee and takes a seat on the table, looking at you with hopeful fondness.]So... that Valentine's dance is coming up soon. Are you going?

A. Play it cool. Talk about your date candidates/change the subject.
B. Offer to make her a meat dress a la Gaga out of the skins of lesser humans.
C. Ask her to the dance.
D. Lift her skirt. Stick it in.