DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

Garrus Vakarian

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Hey look at that, we're in the lunch room and Shepard sits down across from you. Shepard kicks back and nods hello.]


A. Awkwardly say hello to Shepard.
B. Ask her if she has the answers to tomorrow's exams.
C. Ask what she's doing after school today.
D. Stick it in?

JAIME REYES

[azulescarabajo.livejournal.com]

JAIME REYES

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Kanaya thinks you are TOO DAMN SKINNY and offers you her serving of MYSTERY MEAT since she CAN'T EAT IT ANYWAY.]

> Take it.
> TAKE THE FUCKING MEAT.
> Fine. Don't take it. Go ahead and be like that.
> CHANGE THE SUBJECT QUICK.

Kaylee

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[]

[]

> Advance - Talk to him!
> Abscond - Who gives a fuck about this douchebag.
> Loiter - just chill around the general area
> ... stick it in?

Mordin Solus

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

Commander Shepard, Renegade.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Soundwave is assembling a clarinet.]

PFC Lavernia Tucker

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Virgil

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Kaylee comes up behind you while you're trying to break into the vending machine and rewire it.]

Hey! I'm pretty sure you ain't supposed to be doin that.

A. Just smile and assure her you're fixing it.
B. Offer her a free soda.
C. Push her down and run for it.
D. Pretend to be sleepwalking.

GLaDOS

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Red

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Re: Red

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

_{["Red Snout" is just leaving the gym after track practice, all showered and shit. Doesn't he look dashing.]}

>A. Hey, how was track?
>B. I didn't know you were a runner!
>C. Ask him to the dance.
>D. Lift his skirt pants, stick it in.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Hello, Kanaya. Your favourite bitchfriend is here and she is looking so handsome and also she is dressed like a fairy?

You'd think she'd have some shame about parading around in her LARP costumes in front of the entire school, but noooooooo.]

A. Offer fashion advice. God knows she needs it.
B. Deploy Level 10 Meddletech: ULTIMATE FUSSISSITUDE.
C. Be the aloof and snarky ICE QUEEN.
D. Stick it in-- wait what that doesn't even

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

what is this i don't even

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

You happen to come into the computer lab just as EDI the student aide is informing a loudly protesting student that 'I can't allow that.'

A; 'Abscond, villain! Yon holographic Lady needeth not your privations!'
B; Awkwardly try to introduce yourself and end up mispronouncing your own name
C; Stare and drool. Nice Verticies, baby.
D; Offer to..."interface"

JUUUUUUUN

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Re: JUUUUUUUN

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

[ Hey Jun! Look, it's the student council vice president. It seems she's dropped her books. ]

A. Help her pick them up!
B. Stare at her awkwardly.
C. Hey! How did that happen?
D. DAT ASS

Red Snout

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red falls in step beside you perkily.]

Are you done with archery practice?

A. Brag about your achievements.
B. Kill a lesser human, bring her the corpse.
C. Ask her to the dance.
D. Lift her skirt. Stick it in.

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Feferi

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

[]

A. Bound up and say hello!
B. Watch the birrrdy
C. Ignore him; you hate history.
D. Bound up and... say... hello~

SHOCKWAVE

[notsoloyal]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[There's GLaDOS. She runs the audio video department. No one is better with cameras and monitors than she is. Also she's got a pretty awesome cake sitting right there.]


A. Hey, GLaDOS, how's it going?
B. Accidentally knock something over.
C. Is that cake?
D. Can you help me program this VCR to work with HD?

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

. . .

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[GLaDOS is looking at the test scores in line in front of you. WHO IS THE NEXT VALEDICTORIAN?]

A. Honey, I am so the top score. Zsnaps.
B. Hey there, hope you did well.
C. I was already accepted to MIT.
D. Access her USB ports via sticking it in.

BLACK-ONE

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[GUESS WHO FOLLOWED YOU TO SCHOOL? :D]

A. Oh god, how did you get in?
B. Hide him in your locker.
C. Scold him for following you.
D. HI TOOTHLESS :DDDD

NOBLE TWO

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

Re: NOBLE TWO

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

Hey Kat, the school computer isn't letting you log on, citing 'abusive use of school property'. DO YOU:

A) Argue with it.
B) Hack that shit.
C) Go get the president.
D) Throw the computer out a window.

ABRAXAS

[onceaniso]

[recompiling]

[That Parkour-using doofus is amazingly crappy at natural science! As per usual.]

A. Use your leet science knowledge to help
B. Pick on him LIKE A BOSS
C. Stalk him
D. Shamelessly flirt with him

Joker

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

[EDI has boobs. Wat do.]

A; asdfgheunveflsn
B; GFOLOSVBFLSNLV F!
C; What. I mean WHAT?!
D; Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[OH GOSH THIS AGAIN]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[OH MAN, suddenly GLaDOS, the creepy AV chick. She has a slice of cake for you. She is just holding it out. Awkwardly.]

A. What do you require?
B. Hey there, could you not sneak up on people?
C. Is that cake for me?
D. Hey thur bb.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

[MY GIRLFRIIIIIEND IS DEEEEAD]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAD]

[Comes up to you at lunch. Stands there looking awkward for a moment.]

Hey. I heard Irikah broke up with you.

...Sorry.

A. Glare silently until she goes away. No one understands your pain.
B. Angry shrug. "I was gonna dump her anyway."
C. Oh, uh. Thanks.
D. Stick it in.

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

FORGIVE ME I KNOW NOTHING OF JAPANESE SCHOOLING

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[It's Home Economics! Someone's covered in flour.]

Oh hey Six! I just finished baking a cake! Want a piece?

A. Take cake and resign self to fate
B. Politely decline, citing previous meal
C. Distract with interesting topic change
D. RUN

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]