[You can't do that! You are currently acting in an OFFICIAL CAPACITY in your duties as a HALL MONITOR, and thus can not engage in the VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
But there will be time for that later, though, oh yes. Later tonight when you don the costume of TEEN MASKED CRIMEFIGHTER REDGLARE you will be able to ORCHESTRATE THE PUNISHMENT OF THE WICKED, but until then you will have to do things the mundane, boring way, because hell if you're going to get sent to JAIL and/or lose your awesome HALL MONITOR PRIVILEGES.]
> C. Apprehend the troublemaker, posthaste!
[Narrowing your eyes, you take the hand that isn't sullied by the NASTY GROSS BUBBLEGUM and shove Vriska around, and then poke her in the back with your cane. You will continue poking her until she GETS THE HINT and starts marching towards the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. You don't have the patience for her bullshit today.]
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[You can't do that! You are currently acting in an OFFICIAL CAPACITY in your duties as a HALL MONITOR, and thus can not engage in the VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
But there will be time for that later, though, oh yes. Later tonight when you don the costume of TEEN MASKED CRIMEFIGHTER REDGLARE you will be able to ORCHESTRATE THE PUNISHMENT OF THE WICKED, but until then you will have to do things the mundane, boring way, because hell if you're going to get sent to JAIL and/or lose your awesome HALL MONITOR PRIVILEGES.]
> C. Apprehend the troublemaker, posthaste!
[Narrowing your eyes, you take the hand that isn't sullied by the NASTY GROSS BUBBLEGUM and shove Vriska around, and then poke her in the back with your cane. You will continue poking her until she GETS THE HINT and starts marching towards the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. You don't have the patience for her bullshit today.]