[Uh-oh. This magnificent display of COOLKID NONCHALANCE only seems to be making her angrier! How can this be?]
Hey, dumbass. Didn't you hear? After that one kid got himself shanked with a fork in the cafeteria last week, all sharp pointy objects are banned from campus. All of the pointed things. All of them. And those shades suuuuuuuure do look pointy to me! Better hand them over!
[She is THUPER THERIOUTH. What now?]
A. Refuse outright. Over. Your. Dead. Body. B. Give them up, but only after ninja-ing a less pointy pair onto your face. C. Create some kind of DISTACTION. D. Hand them over. Flutter eyelashes. Shoot her with your eye-lasers.
> GRU8FACE MC8ULGESUCKER?
Hey, dumbass. Didn't you hear? After that one kid got himself shanked with a fork in the cafeteria last week, all sharp pointy objects are banned from campus. All of the pointed things. All of them. And those shades suuuuuuuure do look pointy to me! Better hand them over!
[She is THUPER THERIOUTH. What now?]
A. Refuse outright. Over. Your. Dead. Body.
B. Give them up, but only after ninja-ing a less pointy pair onto your face.
C. Create some kind of DISTACTION.
D. Hand them over. Flutter eyelashes.
Shoot her with your eye-lasers.