H4H4H4 WH4T3V3R! YOUR3 JUST J34LOUS TH3 CLOUD3R L1K3D TH3 W4Y 1 H4NDL3D TH4T MURD3R PLOT L4ST S3SS1ON. TOO B4D 1 F1GUR3D OUT TH3 CULPR1T W4S YOU! DO YOU R3M3MB3R TH4T T4ST3 S3RK3T? 1T W4S TH3 FL4VOR OF SW33T 1RON1C JUST1C3 >8D
[How do you respond?]
A. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. Tell her she botched the investigation and that you were actually innocent the whole time. B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming. C. Succumb to your urges and write a scathing text explaining in excruciating detail exactly why and how her character sucks, from her character class down to her skill point allocation. Barring that, just make fun of her blindness some more. That'll show her! D. Stick it in. The cell phone. Stick the cell phone into your backpack. YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS.
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H4H4H4 WH4T3V3R! YOUR3 JUST J34LOUS TH3 CLOUD3R L1K3D TH3 W4Y 1 H4NDL3D TH4T MURD3R PLOT L4ST S3SS1ON. TOO B4D 1 F1GUR3D OUT TH3 CULPR1T W4S YOU! DO YOU R3M3MB3R TH4T T4ST3 S3RK3T? 1T W4S TH3 FL4VOR OF SW33T 1RON1C JUST1C3 >8D
[How do you respond?]
A. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. Tell her she botched the investigation and that you were actually innocent the whole time.
B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming.
C. Succumb to your urges and write a scathing text explaining in excruciating detail exactly why and how her character sucks, from her character class down to her skill point allocation. Barring that, just make fun of her blindness some more. That'll show her!
D. Stick it in. The cell phone. Stick the cell phone into your backpack. YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS.