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STATE OF THE UNION

☺STATE OF THE UNION ☺

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Name: Dave Strider
Canon: Homestuck
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; Writing this smug little fucker is so, so fun. And I've gotten to the point where I don't stare at EVERY post I make for an hour plus and go "OH GOD AM I DOING IT WRONG." He's not second nature to me, yet, but I have a clear voice for him that I can stick to.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; not gonna tl,dr;, but self-doubts and panic about him do kind of take their toll occasionally. I love playing him, though, and I LOVE playing him here, so I have no real plans of dropping ihm. Just. Panic attacks every now and then.
Current Status: Looking for a way out, but not very hard. Honestly, he knows he's supposed to get back to the game, but with the whole "doesn't look like shit passes here" / different timeline thing he's taking some vacation time with Bro and Davesprite.

However, John's absence is worrying him. He knows he was with Vriska, and that was about it. Nobody else seems to be worried, so he's downplaying it, but his next post is going to be a callout for John, and if that fails... there's going to be some pretty righteous anger in Vriska's direction. :[

Future Plans: He's going to help with the rescue-from-Cindy thread, which will actually be his first in-person meeting with Terezi (and his second with a troll). Starting from there, I think he's going to hang around outside the apartment a bit more often. A month or so from now, he's going to find his TIMETABLES, at which point he'll start taking jobs to practice with the newly-limited devices and generally have confusing video posts for everyone involved.

ALSO SPACE PROM HELL YES

I'd LOVE to plot with anyone. Seriously. Especially outside the Homestuck cast, because while you guys are like my favorite cast EVER and you're all so amazing, I need to tag around more with other canons. :

What IS it with Homestuckians and the self-doubt slkjl;kjsl. YOU. AMAZING DAVE. FOREVER.

Re: current John-related worries. You realise that Vriska is going to blame the Striders-who-are-not-you if John has disappeared for good, right?

THEY WANTED HIM BACK HOME
OBVIOUSLY THEY SUCCEEDED SOMEHOW
FUCKIN' STRIDERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD >:I

S-so ohgod any accusations of it being HER fault will result in major butthurt ~~and tears~~!

fff. I don't know what it is, but Dave does it the most for me. He's one of my favorite characters to play, but... I mean, the original reason I retracted his app was because I had a nightmare about playing him, and then it turned into a fullout panic attack the next morning. /NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE THIS CHARACTER SO S-SOB

Oh god, Dave will FIGHT HER for that. :| /and be really awkwarded out if she starts crying like holy shit

O-ohgod. Next time you get the heebiejeebies POKE ME OR SOMETHING IDK because I am always happy to dispense tidal waves of adoration in your general direction :I ALTHOUGH THAT GOES FOR OUR ENTIRE CAST SO W/E

SLAPFIIIIIGHT. And crying WHO SAID CRYING man Vriska totally wouldn't cry about that ever. It's not like it'd play into every insecurity she has or anything like that HA HA HA. Ha. Also she hides behind text so you can't prove a thing, fuckface. >::::I

UM OKAY I guess I will s-sob. in fact, I might be sending over a message now, so. l-lol.

DAVE CAN TELL. He can smell your tears. Delicious blueberry bub-

oh wait yeah Dave doesn't even think you're capable of crying. B|

D'awww bb. AUNTIE LOUISE WILL CUDDLE YOU AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER. <3 Uh if I don't fall asleep first because it's like nearly three am here and my sleeping is fucked over and why am I even tagging right now it's just asking for trouble. Frrzghl D:

THEY'D BE ANGER!TEARS AS MUCH AS ANYTHING ELSE TBQH. If they existed. I mean obviously if she LOOKED like she was crying it'd just be some spacedust that got in her eye. Fucking spacedust.

ACTUALLY re: John Davesprite will be freaking out SO BAD. And guess who he'll be taking it out on? >:]

Also Kari I have told you this before but your Dave is so awesome. SO AWESOME.

If our John definitely isn't coming back (I sent a message butbut he never replied? D:), this is totally how the fight we discussed could start up y/y

MUTUAL BLAME SLINGING, FOLLOWED BY MUTUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER

HELLS YEAH

Also just pointing out we have the best Striders

In general :I

Y

FIGHTING OVER JOHN

YOU STOLE MY FRIEND VRISKA ;___;

Yeah of course, Bro is awesomesauce too.

and

oh

/hides in a corner to hide blushing

And damn right GET TO BLUSHIN'
Though I fucking love our entire cast seriously <3
/howdoilive.mp3

NO YOURE HIDING HIM IN YOUR LAIR IN A SPIDERWEB OR SOMETHING ARENT YOU
OH MY GOD DID YOU EAT HIM
YOU DID DIDNT YOU
AND THEN YOURE GOING TO EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

/blushing forever
But yeah our cast is so awesome <3
Especially our Vriska <3
/idontwannamissathing.mp3

...AND THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. /SPIDERCHOMP? :O

And no flipping those compliments turnways goddammit I AM ONTO YOU
/GAMEWIDE CIRCLEJERK OF SQUEEING AND LOVE
/FOREVER

...NO. :| SPIDERS DON'T EAT BIRDS, RIGHT?

/checks googlOHSHIT :O

/Squiddles theme
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
AND THE POWER OF LOVE
WILL GUIDE US

Note to self: Never google "bird-eating spider" again, ever, you are the world's biggest arachnophobe, what the fuck were you even thinking orz

/Tanglebuddies ~FOREVER~ <3

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STATE OF THE UNION

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NOW ON SING ACCOUNT s-sib

What IS it with you and playing red-hued time-meddling assholes? :B

what is it with me and red time assholes that hate Vriska oh wait that's just everyone

OH NO U DIDANT!1111 >:O

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