STATE OF THE UNION

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☺STATE OF THE UNION ☺

What is a State of the Union meme and how do you participate? A state of the union meme is where you describe how strong your muse is, likelihood of drop, what their current state and affairs are, and what you hope for them in the future. To participate, just copy and paste the form before and fill it out. 

<b>Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Muse Strength:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Likelihood of Drop:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Current Status:</b> tl;dr about what they're currently involved in, what's going on with their mental state, w/e <b>Future Plans:</b> tl;dr about what you're plotting for them here

Comments

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

You eel too lazy?

/toothless humor

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

I
didn't even notice that but
oh my god

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

I played Toothless once too. I now pay attention to eel jokes. |D

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

I will need to put together a list of puns for Joker now, mostly involving terrible bone puns and jabs at shattered kneecaps and crawling down shafts.

The latter would make for an excellent double entendre.

For example: Joker sure likes going in and out of small tight spaces.

Thank you and goodnight. I'm here all week.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

...That's two places now that people are making sexual jokes about Joker.

what is his life

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

Of all the the pelvises in the world

and she had to shatter mine

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Shit, forgot about that thread

so three places.

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

In b4 Joker's lack of a sex life is the talk of the Normandy.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Oh it will be. EDI is just waiting to discuss it. Next time he's angry, she'll blame it on pent up sexual frustration from the lack of porn.

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

Oh then he'll be happy to know that Sacrosanct has plenty of that.

No aliens though

you xenophile

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

HE ISN'T INTO THAT. Just pure wholesome human man-on-girl porn. Or girl-on-girl porn but it's shocking how much of the girl-on-girl porn is actually man-on-man porn and you don't know it 'till you can't unsee it and

yeah, point is, no alien porn

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

I hope you know that now?

You won't be able to unsee Toothless making snaky commentary on peoples sex lives.

lolseeyabedtimes