STATE OF THE UNION

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☺STATE OF THE UNION ☺

What is a State of the Union meme and how do you participate? A state of the union meme is where you describe how strong your muse is, likelihood of drop, what their current state and affairs are, and what you hope for them in the future. To participate, just copy and paste the form before and fill it out. 

<b>Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Muse Strength:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Likelihood of Drop:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Current Status:</b> tl;dr about what they're currently involved in, what's going on with their mental state, w/e <b>Future Plans:</b> tl;dr about what you're plotting for them here

Comments

[onceaniso]

BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LOOK SUPER MONSTROUS IF YOU WERE TALL

[recompiling]

YEAH WELL

IT STILL SUCKS BECAUSE YOU'RE HUGE AND INTIMIDATING
AND I AM TINY

[onceaniso]

THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE

[recompiling]

YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE I'LL BE EASIER TO THROATGRAB

[onceaniso]

I LIKE MY MONITOR'S SHORT OKAY

[recompiling]

YOU BETTER

CAUSE I'M LIKE THE ONLY MONITOR YOU KNOW

[onceaniso]

TRON IS A MONITOR

[recompiling]

HE DIDN'T SPEND AN ENTIRE GAME CHASING YOU

ALSO DON'T TOUCH HIM, HE'S MY HERO

[onceaniso]

BUT I WANTED TO FIGHT HIM BACK WHEN I WAS JALEN

BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME

[recompiling]

OF COURSE HE'S AWESOME WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S MY HERO

I'M STILL SORRY I DIDN'T GET TO MEET JALEN
YOU SOUNDED NICE

[onceaniso]

I LIKE MY TRONS SHORT TOO

MAYBE ONE DAY THAT WILL HAPPEN. MAYBE
AND I SO NEED TO TAG THAT LOG

[recompiling]

BUT I'LL PWN YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU POKE HIM
JUST SO YOU KNOW

YES YOU DO
JALEN AND ANON NEED TO HAVE MAGICAL ADVENTURES
AND ANON WILL FEEL SO BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER

[onceaniso]

ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN REACH THAT HIGH

THEY WILL HAVE SUCH MAGICAL ADVENTURES
I JUST PICTURE THEM SKIPPING JOYFULLY

[recompiling]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHORTNESS
IF I JUMP I PROBABLY CAN

THAT. SO MUCH THAT.
AND THEIR COMBINED CUTE MAKES THE GRID COLLAPSE UNDER THE SHEER WEIGHT OF ADORABLE

[onceaniso]

BUT I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU

THE GRIIIIIIID AND JALEN DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT THEN

[recompiling]

YOU DON'T SEE ME BRINGING UP HOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY FIT THROUGH DOORS DO YOU?

JALEN DESTROYS THE GRID
AND ANON STOPS CLU IN AN UNCONVENTIONAL WAY
... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ON ALL ACCOUNTS?

[onceaniso]

HEY I'M NOT THAT BIG

... FLYNN BACKUPS EVERYONE BUT CLU

[recompiling]

NO SERIOUSLY YOU ARE MASSIVE

... ANON SECRETLY REJOICES IN THAT FACT ONCE HE LEARNS IT

[onceaniso]

I'M JUST LIKE FLYNN'S HEIGHT OR SOMETHING

[recompiling]

... REALLY?

'CAUSE I'M REALLY NOT THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN FLYNN IN THE CUTSCENES
EVEN ACCOUNTING FOR DEPTH PERCEPTION

[onceaniso]

BUT CLU IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS FLYNN AND I'M LIKE THE SAME SIZE AS HIM MAYBE LIKE AN INCH TALLER

[recompiling]

AND YET YOU'RE AT LEAST A HEAD TALLER THAN ME IN GAMEPLAY IF I EVER STRAIGHTENED UP

WHAT'S THIS BUSINESS

[onceaniso]

I DON'T KNOW JEFF BRIDGES IS 6SOMETHING
SO I JUST DON'T KNOOOW

[recompiling]

WELL I'M SET AT LIKE 5'10" OR SO
SO WE'LL JUST FUDGE HEIGHTS AND CALL IT GOOD
SINCE TECHNICALLY THIS WAY I'M STILL SHORTER THAN YOU

[onceaniso]

YES YOU ARE PUNY AND I'M NOT
ALL IS WELL