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❝WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? MEME❞

➥ POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
➥ REPLY WITH OTHERS ABOUT WHAT YOU IC'LY FEEL ABOUT THEM
➥ RAPE MY INBOX BECAUSE I'LL FORGET TO TURN OFF NOTIFS

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AHOY CAPTAIN.

Whatever.

Still can't get the words right.

We'll be young men together again.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM

You're better than TV in this place.

If I had a son, he'd probably be just like you. And I'm not entirely convinced I like the sound of that.

Your stories are still cool even if you're a grouchy old bag of bone bulges.

In fact, you should release an audiobook compilation of those things. Seriously. You could call it "Making out with Bandits: The Zaeed Experience". And give me half the profits because it was my idea.

If you didn't come up to just my knee and make me laugh so goddamn hard, I'd seriously consider throwing you out a window and blaming it on faulty ventilation.

Good kid, you are. Don't let the whinny little bastards here deter you.

The words ornery old cuss were practically coined for you. Keep it up.

Who the hell are you calling old? I can toss you clear over my head if I felt like it.

You sure as hell aren't an ornery young cuss, Massani.

Well at least I remembering my thirtieth birthday.

[ Low blow. But fuck you, I ain't old. ]

[Oh snaps.]

And just how many decades ago was that?

[Shepard just stares.]

Bright side, the Justicar's still got a good six or seven centuries on you.

Ya remind me a' my uncle. Don't suppose ya get inta lotsa barfights too?

Shit no. Fighting in a bar is the quickest way to get yourself killed.

Yeah, it really is. [Kaylee just nods.] My uncle found that one out the hard way.

[Wait, what was this conversation about?]

hope ya had fun at the dance! Fella like you seems like he'd need more fun.

I think you're a murdering scum-bag, but you're our murdering scum-bag.

For now.

I love you, too, precious.

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