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❝WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? MEME❞

➥ POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
➥ REPLY WITH OTHERS ABOUT WHAT YOU IC'LY FEEL ABOUT THEM
➥ RAPE MY INBOX BECAUSE I'LL FORGET TO TURN OFF NOTIFS

If I didn't need you, I'd probably try and drown you in a public toilet.

You are into some kinky things, love.

I want to be a shark just like you when I grow up.

I can teach you how in three easy steps...

[/NEVER LEARNS]

...Really?

[Drags her across the station for a series of unrelated tasks, rambling on and on and generally having a grand old time doing it.]

[IS TOTALLY GONNA BE A SHARK, YOU GUYS]

Hey.
When are you gonna stop being such a little bitch and hang out with me again, you shit?

Did you get an abortion yet?

How the fuck am I gonna do that when Junior isn't inside me anymore, dumbass.

With a coat hanger?

You are absolutely fascinating. I do enjoy our chats.

Uh-huh Mr. Science. Keep your probes away from my person and we can keep chattin' as long as you like.

I find it insulting that everyone thinks I am going to experiment on them. If I wanted you, I would have you already.

OY Not even funny.

Let's go back to talking about your sex life.

notsoloyal - 2011-02-04 06:59 (UTC) - Expand

Man, you're the only person on this station more perverted than me, an that's sayin somethin.

Brofist?

Comforting to know that there are like minded people on the station. [Grins with all his teeth.]

Brofist.

I have no correct classification for parameter: "your deal." None.

You do, however, seem pretty laid back.

Strangely enough, you're not the most irritating alien I know.

Close, mind you, very close.

Are you asking me to try harder?

No.

And stop sleeping in my bathroom.

Is this an invitation to your bed?

[Invites over for all the tea and engine rebuilds.]