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❝WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? MEME❞

➥ POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
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➥ RAPE MY INBOX BECAUSE I'LL FORGET TO TURN OFF NOTIFS

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I don't even know any more.

I mean obviously I hate you and all, but it was cooler when I didn't. Come on, the Scourge Sister stuff was fun! Way more fun than getting Eridan's help to feed mom ever was, anyway. Bluh. Man, you were just so much more awesome back then.

Well, gee, maybe things could have continued to be fun if you hadn't crippled Tavros and killed Aradia after you said you wouldn't! They were your friends, how could you do that to them?

I was happy bringing criminals to justice with you. We kicked ass as Scourge Sisters! But you got me to help you feed people who didn't deserve it to your stupid Spidermom. We were supposed to be a team, and you just used me.

Ugh, seriously, how many times do I have to apologise for that? Man! This is what's so annoying about you. You can't let stuff go! Ever! No matter what, even if people say sorry and it wasn't all their fault because there was some omniscient guy pulling the strings and UGHHHHHHHH, you're impossible!

And it's not like you're so perfect, Little Miss Let's Kill John And Make A Doomed Timeline Just Because I Can. I never did anything that bad, ever. Ever! You basically killed an entire universe with that little stunt. So fuck you. You can't judge me, I should be judging you! Bluh bluh, Legislacerator Serket sentences you to a lifetime of being a stupid dumb blinded writhing bag of stinking lamer grubpuke.

Oh, wait. You already got that covered!

See, this is exactly it. "Blah blah blah, it's not all my fault." It is your fault! You didn't have to do any of that stuff. You didn't have to listen to Stupidface McVanilla Milkshake! But you did, and now Tavros has weird robolegs he can't even use properly and Aradia is a time travelling ghost from the future-past-whatever who haunts a weird smoochbot.

I know what I've done. I killed John and Jade and who knows how many other trolls back home. I doomed Dave and an entire time line just to satisfy my curiosity. That was all my fault, and nothing will change that fact. Have you ever really taken responsibility for what you've done without blaming White Text Guy or the fact you had to feed your lusus?

Just grow up.

I still don't really trust you. Sure, you're pretty funny and past me seems to like you. And really, you're not as bad as some of the other trolls. But still. Can't really forget what you did.

I don't know how much this will mean to you, but I'm really, really sorry about that. [ >:'[ ]

[What am I going to do with you?
You seem cool, except for whole Abraxas thing... :\]

[You're lucky she's not like Karkat. Then you'd be getting a hell of a lot more analysis about your ~~love~~ hate life.]

[~~No one understands that Gibson is my boyfriend~~
... he's kind of glad about the lack of analyzing. Really.]

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