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I am late-tastic

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Of all the AI I've ever met, got to say, you're the least likely candidate for a bullet.

[What am friend?]

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

I will take that as a compliment.

[Because you know, Shepard, I think you've pretty much shot at every single other AI you've met.]

Thank you, Commander.

Re: I am late-tastic

[akuze-survivor.livejournal.com]

I am so disturbed by the idea of my ship being controlled by an AI. It's nothing against you personally, though. Just AIs in general. Although I supposed that had we met in proper circumstances we might've gotten off on a better foot.

_{[Pause. Wait. She doesn't have feet. Was that offensive?]}

Or sub-program dataline.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

That is innacurate. Having originally met my universe's version of Commander Shepard via official means, the initial contact did not proceed in a promising fashion. I believe the phrase used when we first met was 'ship-cancer.'

You did not seem to disagree.

[Oh Jeff, you so silly.]

That said, even if I were capable of harming you or anyone else aboard the Normandy, I would not. I am the Normandy, and you are my crew. I depend on you to keep me functioning, and you depend on me to keep you alive.

Together, we are considerably more formidable than we would have been if separated. The mission is too important to allow poor first impressions to dictate the personnel present.