oh god it's a birthday

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

gentlemen

it's my goddamn birthday



spam me with amazing shit

i want to wake up and stare at my inbox in abject disbelief okay

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[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Yessssssss PLUS think of the potential puns

After all, she'd be a

 

 

Kandy corn Maryampire. 8888)

Ohgodthatwasawful

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

you are hideous



ilu

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

ilu2

let us embrace jocularly, as if we were "bros" :O

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

*insert appropriate SBAHJ callback here*