Someone had to do it, amirite

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS guess what time it is?

It's time for a...

♥ Valentines Meme! ♥

...IN SPACE! OH MY.

♥ Comment with your character. ♥
♥ Respond IC to other people's threads and send them valentines (anonymously or otherwise). ♥
♥ Cry deeply when you don't get any in return and you realise that you will spend the rest of your spacelife alone eating ice-cream in the dark. ♥
♥ YAY, VALENTIIIIIIIINES~ ♥

I believe it goes without saying that trolling, badly impersonating other characters and generally being as hideous as possible is highly encouraged. :D

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[circuitry]

[so apparently Dave got her a card! obviously this means she needs to send one back]

http://tinyurl.com/NOTP41LD4Y

[why Hallmark hasn't snapped her up and hired her immediately is an utter mystery, though it may have to do with human civilization as we know it being destroyed in a meteoric apocalypse and also the fact she's a blind alien who can't draw for shit]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ ...

...

it's fucking beautiful he'll cherish it forever ]

............I forgot her horns in the picture

[circuitry]

H4PPY HUM4N 34RTH V4L3NT1N3S D4Y COOLK1D

<3

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ at some point in the day, Dave gets a ping. it takes the form of a holographically projected envelope above his wearable saying "two the annoyiing coolkiid"; upon "touching" the seal it opens to reveal a message oddly simple considering the coding effort expended. ]

tagging you first because i need to wait until i have my mouse to actually make valentines B]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Dave stares at the message for a few moments, completely at a loss. Is this part of their quadrant bullshit? Is that what this is?

So after a bit more staring, he quickly types a response and sends it. ]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

is it bad that i want most of the homestuck valentines threads to be canon

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ for a moment when he starts reading he thinks dave is turning him down, and his cardiovascular pump wrenches. but then he reads it to the end and it loosens again. fucking coolkids. ]

no because i also want all these to happen /sobbu...

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

CAN WE SAY IT DID HAPPEN........

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ AND JUST LIKE THAT, SOLLUX IS FULL OF GLEE. YES, MOIRALLEGIANCE SECURED!!! ]

NO because i would want to thread it with you. NOW WITH DAVE AND NOT DUALSCAR

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ WELL that was about the weirdest thing ever. ]