Someone had to do it, amirite

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS guess what time it is?

It's time for a...

♥ Valentines Meme! ♥

...IN SPACE! OH MY.

♥ Comment with your character. ♥
♥ Respond IC to other people's threads and send them valentines (anonymously or otherwise). ♥
♥ Cry deeply when you don't get any in return and you realise that you will spend the rest of your spacelife alone eating ice-cream in the dark. ♥
♥ YAY, VALENTIIIIIIIINES~ ♥

I believe it goes without saying that trolling, badly impersonating other characters and generally being as hideous as possible is highly encouraged. :D

Comments

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

KINDA NSFW.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ If Sam deigns to dive into his terminal shell today, he'll find not one, but four (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky01.txt) buff (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky02.txt) young (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky03.txt) ASCII (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky08.txt) men from the sacrosanct equivalent of Google, prefixed with:

                             MMM88&&&,
       ,MMM8&&&.              `'MMM88&&&,
      MMMMM88&&&&                'MMM88&&&,
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                 'MMM88&&&,
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                   'MMM88&&&
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                    'MMM88&&&
      MMMMM88&&&&                       MMM88&&&
       'MMM8&&&'     MMMM888&&&&         'MM88&&&
                     MMMM88&&&&&          MM88&&&
                     MMMM88&&&&&          MM88&&&
       ,MMM8&&&.                          MM88&&&
      MMMMM88&&&&                        ,MM88&&&
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                      MMM88&&&'
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                     MMM88&&&'
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                   MMM88&&&'
      MMMMM88&&&&                  MMM88&&&'
       'MMM8&&&'                MMM88&&&'
                             MMM88&&&'

Enjoy, Sam. No, really. Enjoy. ]

... just kinda?

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

[Aw, Sam feels so very special. So special, in fact, that he bothers to fill out this handy memo form (http://i53.tinypic.com/jt2ovn.jpg) just for Ed.

He also may or may not be going through and boosting all of the security on his wearable.]

kindax2?

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ How sweet. So sweet, in fact, that Ed takes precious time out of his day to send a considerate report form (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ad_k-hY_4hQ/S32VIUpxnyI/AAAAAAAACSo/FTQ6ZEFNTwE/s1600-h/butthurt-1.jpg), just in case Sam feels the need to cry more.

Fantastic idea. Best one you've had all week, Sam. ]

sadly, the terrible handwriting in this can't be entirely explained away ICly.

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

[Oh, baby, you're too good to him. Here, have the filled-out (http://i54.tinypic.com/2yl62r4.jpg) version of that form. ... that was what you wanted, right?

And Sam would be so proud, if he was actually searching for your approval.]

it's okay. i know the pitfalls of trackpad writing.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ You know, Ed actually cracks a smile at that one. It's not a particularly nice smile, but it's definitely one of mean amusement. Oh, Sam. You moron.

Responding to this would be redundant. Besides, they're already passively-aggressively shooting e-cards at one another.

As it happens, he's all out of gold stars anyway. ]