I'm not even sure what this is :')

[identity profile] unwillingpirate.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gardenia | "You should see the other guy!"
Badly Drawn Boy - Disillusion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B11msns6wPU)

"What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Gardenia stood defiantly at Virgil's workshop's entrance, her shorts entirely too short, her shirt entirely too tight and her sneakers the tell-tale orange of gravel. She put her hands on her hips for good measure, and tried to force her coddled biceps to bulge, to no avail. Virgil eyed her up and down, and then emitted a roaring laugh.

"Errand Girl, Errand Girl - what are you wearing?"
"I'm proving to you that I'm not as weak as you think I am. Come on, we're fighting. Stand up." She jogged in place, which already had her winded.
Virgil gave her a wary look. "I'm not fighting you."
"Then you lose by default."
"But I'd win if we did fight. I oughta win by default."
"Well, that's not how it works."

Virgil shrugged and turned back to the remote controlled hoverboard he'd been tinkering with. "Go on and play cowboys and indians with someone else, love. Daddy's busy."
"Fine!" Gardenia shouted. "I'll prove it to you anyway. Just you wait." And with that she stormed away.

Virgil had forgotten all about the incident when she returned an hour later, battered and bloody. Panting heavily, she leaned against the doorframe. "Guess what," she said.

Virgil turned to her, and his eyebrows shot up as he saw how gorey she was. "You gave birth to a cutlery set?"
"No," she replied, emphatically. "I was just in a fight. And I won. How do you like me now, huh? Guess I'm not the kind of girl you took me for."
Virgil shook his head and grinned. "I guess not," he purred, strolling towards her. "Looks like you got your pretty little ass beat, Errand Girl."
"Yeah, well, you should see the other guy."
Cupping her face, he licked her cheek.

"Does the other guy taste like ketchup too?"

[identity profile] i-would-kindly.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I squealed. This is so adorable ;A;

[identity profile] unwillingpirate.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I love it when they're both acting like morons B)