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[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

just gonna drop this off here since it's derp and stuff but uh

those of you who were wondering what cyborg sollux would look like during/after the SHODAN event

have a visual aid

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wrong account to be promoting wearing underwear, but

[chikkinz.livejournal.com]

/casually slides a pair of underwear on him so teal's comforting isn't laced with awkward sexual tension

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

... yeah that is a good idea

didn't need to confirm or deny the two diick2 theory

or the "actually have slug penises" theory

or



imma stop now

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

s-slug
slug penises
what the fuck

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

okay for one thing, leopard slug penises are really cool (http://blogs.ups.edu/studentlife/files/2011/01/slug-sex.jpg)

For another, uh, LONG STORY, but, Homestuck babbles on for FUCKING PAGES about Troll Biology, with a lot of "Blah blah they use buckets for some reason blah blah don't ask"

There's a lot of fan theories flying around as to how the damn reproductive process actually WORKS. All we know is that stuff happens, and the end result is that fluid gets dumped into buckets.

ONE theory says that the business looks a bit like that picture!

... I actually like that theory :|

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I imagined... actual slugs. Instead of penises. Like, with antennae and everything.

Not "they have the penises of slugs". Slugs for penises.

That's where the wtf was.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

that

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huh

[recompiling]

... iawtc