SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

/TOPS EVERYONE

[(Anonymous)]

You/being dead forever.

So dreamy~

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

you are six

no






















but if you werent six and were like idk lets say nine then uh






yeah

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

 

 

Oh okay that's pretty cool I guess I mean whatever it's not like I care either way I mean why would I that would just be dumb and lame because you are also dumb and lame and oh fuck are my sniffnodes bleeding again seriously what's with that I can't even anyway my point is you are stupid and entirely unattractive and I am so glad that I am not like three sweeps older that would suck so much.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

Why don't you tell me how fucking terrible I am, fatty?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I am not fat you bucketslurping fucknubbed asshole oh my god it's like you're blind on top of being gross and stupid and lame and dumb and totally weakslime and unbelievably hideous and douchey and insufferably prickish and generally just the most vile moronic fucknubbed idiot in any of the universes ever.

[>::::C]

Your lusus is fat.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Tch, woman you just jelly 'cause my lusus is way better looking than you'll ever be. An he's made of varnished wood and stuffing.

[nevermind that varnished wood and stuffing is totally hot. Bro you got issues.]

I mean you, you're just a big blubbery sack of blueberry shit swishing around in there. And the spider thing? Man spiders are the kind of thing I wipe off the bottom of my shoes.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

That fucking puppet? Oh please. Heeeeeeeey, did you ever get that back? Or did the Demon eat him? God. On top of being wimpy and ugly, you can't even take care of your own lusus! SO lame! The lamest. The only way you could get any lamer is if someone threw you off a cliff and broke both your legs and you were all like "bluh, oh no, that incredibly awesome dudeacita totally just crippled me, aww hell naw, sup bluh bluh".

Because you would literally be lame.

That is the joke.

Oh and screw you you couldn't fucking stomp me. I'd stomp you because I'd like. Fly. And boot you in your entirely disgusting human face. POW. So sweet.

OOC

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hi. This is what I get for tagging during class - NOT NOTICING WHAT THREAD YOU'VE TAGGED IN

i am sorry louise, and also everyone.



no I don't have gmail filters



I don't care. :|

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

(seriously I didn't even notice this was SHODAN I was like OH DID YOU TAG BRO)

(SURE YOU DID)









(WHOOPS)


i am so embarrassed i hate it when i do this ./////////////////////////.


stupid stupid dumb

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

MAN TEAL YOU ARE SO STUPID

APOLOGISE MORE FOR DRAGGING ME INTO THESE SHENANIGANS

I HAET U

 

Or no wait
There there
Shhh, only hideousness now~

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'M THE WORST PERSON

THE WORST

SOB

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/Cradles

I know, bb. I know. :B

[(Anonymous)]

YOU/ROBOTS GO AWAY.

THAT IS A PAIRING NOW.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

[isonny.livejournal.com]

Somebody say robots?

[(Anonymous)]

Shodan/CLU and Shodan/GLaDOS forever.