SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I guess I could do that...are you sure he doesn't mind, though? I don't want to make him mad!

Just friends, right?

[(Anonymous)]

I absolutely promise it won't make him mad with you. I PROMISE.

And you can give him more than a friendly kiss if you WANT, I mean. He won't stop you. Trust me! But a friendly one will do to see the pretty glowing. It is so pretty, Jade human. The prettiest.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I just want to ask him first and make sure! Does he really glow?

[(Anonymous)]

You know what? He'll probably glow a little bit just from being ASKED. So do that! And then when you've seen THAT glowiness, you can be all like "oh wow hopy shit he DOES glow, whoa, it's kissing time because that'll make him glow MORE" and he'll be like a feathery orange Earth human nightlight.

Seriously.

Not even kidding here.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I still don't know...

Are you sure he'd like that? And lighting up like a nightlight sounds kind of painful!

[(Anonymous)]

Look. Just ask him! I'm a friend of his. And I wouldn't do anything to make him feel bad or hurt him or anything! Seriously. Teeny little kiss. Awesome shiny orange glowing. TRUST ME. TRUST THE FAIRY GOD TROLL.


I. Don't mean that literally.

I am not a fairy.

Uh.

Look, just kiss Orange Dave. Okay?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say...

[featheryasshole]

[Just going to

mosey over here

all innocent like]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[alsdkfldjf this is so embarrassing what is this even]

Hi! You know, people say the weirdest things, it's really strange!

[featheryasshole]

Yeah? Like what?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Like...well, someone told me to kiss you! They also told me you glow but I wasn't really sure about that...

[featheryasshole]

They told you to, uh. Wow.

[Well, would you look at that. He does glow a little bit brighter now.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

You do glow!

[This is a startling revelation.]

I didn't want to unless you were okay with it...because it would be pretty rude!

[featheryasshole]

Well, I'm. Uh. Y-yeah, I guess I'm okay with it.

[Oh shit did he just stammer this is so uncool. GLOWGLOW.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Okay, then...I guess it's fine!

[Wow oh gosh this is embarrassing. She steps closer, still feeling a little awkward because KISSING. BEST FRIEND'S SPRITE THING oh god what if he hates her.]

[featheryasshole]

It's fine. It really is.

[Oh god this is so awkward, obviously she doesn't want to kiss her best friend's sprite thing oh god what if she hates him.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Then...I will!

[She hesitates for a moment - this is still so awkward - but then wraps her arms around him and kisses him on the cheek before pulling away. She's pretty sure she can't get any more red.]

[featheryasshole]

[It's pretty certain that Davesprite couldn't possibly get any more glowy. It's bright, but still soft and easy on the eyes. He smiles.]

Would. Would it be okay if I kissed you back?

[WAIT NO this isn't what he's supposed to be doing. But. That kiss was nice.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he doesn't hate her! Jade was certain it might have been totally disastrous and horrible and he would hate her forever. But she's glad he doesn't.

So she nods.]

Um, if you want! I don't mind.

[featheryasshole]

[Hating Jade is the furthest thing from his mind.]

Awesome.

[He leans in and plants a soft kiss on her cheek.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[If Jade could glow, she would be epic NYC-Times-Square glowing proportions right now.]

That was nice.

[featheryasshole]

[He stays like that for a moment, face close to hers, looking into her eyes.]

Would it be okay if-

[He catches himself and pulls back, clearing his throat. That glowing isn't going anywhere.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

If what?

[You can't just NOT finish that sentence. She's imagining the worst; he probably doesn't want her to tell anyone about it.]

[featheryasshole]

Uh.

[Did he really almost just ask if he could kiss her on the mouth? That's it, he's letting himself get too carried away with this. Got to defuse this situation somehow.]

Nothing, really. It was just a thought. A stupid one.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[She frowns - she's certain it's probably not a stupid question or thought because nothing is really stupid unless it's Karkat.]

Can I hear it anyway?