SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

oh my god screw hiatus I AM TAKING A BREAK FROM ESSAYING

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[(Anonymous)]

Nepeta, of course.

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[shipper]

What's the matter, Karkat? Cat got your tongue?

1/2

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Uh.

[shipper]

You are impawsibly adorable when you make that face, I hope you know that.

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Goddamn it, Nepeta. Aren't you too fucking young for these memes?

[shipper]

Don't be silly, these are my most fafurite of all!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Can't you just... Keep it to one wall covered in shitty paint? Where I can't see? Ever.

[shipper]

Nope! Dave's lususman made me a holographic one so I can take it with me and make changes easier!

[(Anonymous)]

You ♠ John

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NO. FUCK NO. THAT IS A THING THAT WILL NEVER OCCUR. THAT IS A THING THAT WILL NEVER BE SPOKEN OF EVER.

Note how I'm speaking in fucking CAPSLOCK. That is how much this suggestion makes all the tangible rage boil and bubble out of my protein chute, liquefying and evaporating all the various unknown parts of my alien anatomy until there is nothing left.

[(Anonymous)]

You/Eridan.

Teehee!

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IF I COULD REITERATE A FACIAL EXPRESSION, I WOULD BE DOING IT.

LIKE I AM.

RIGHT NOW.

[(Anonymous)]

But the tension between you is palpable, Karkles! I've seen the way you look at him. And think of all the whales he could get you!

So many whales, Karkat.

So many.

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What does that even mean?






















You know what? I'm not going to give you the opportunity to answer that one. I'll keep things simple-- taking away your ability to be a witty asshole seems like the best way to do so.

THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION, ADDRESSING YOUR BULLSHIT IS THIS:

Fuck off.

[(Anonymous)]

But bitches love whales, Karkat!

The same way that you love Eridan.

And that woofbeast! Yeah! You are also in love with a woofbeast. Kind of gross, Karkles. Wow!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Wait, there are two woofbeasts that I kn--

Oh my god, I am not trying to logically understand the windspew expelling from your chitinous shutthefuckup hole. This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.


THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP I SEE IS MY SICKLE WITH YOUR ANONYMOUS FACE.

PLATONICALLY.

[(Anonymous)]

you/Terezi

you know half the reason why she slobbers all over Strider is to make you jealous and spur you into action, right? she likes you, you idiot. fucking do something about it.

[(Anonymous)]

I must concur with this anonymous individual, both on the sentiments that you should seek a flushed quadrant with Terezi and that you are occasionally rather thick in the thinkpan.

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I AM NOT DISCUSSING THIS HERE. IT'S NOT FUCKING HAPPENING, NO MATTER HOW MANY OF YOU ANONYMOUS JERKS TEAM UP AND CREATE ONE HOMOGENEOUS ASSHOLE, SPANNING THE ENTIRETY OF SACROSANCT.

[(Anonymous)]

but why not? you've been discussing pretty much everyone else's romantic prospects, why should you be exempt? and don't even lie, it's so obvious it's you.

honestly, dude, if you're not willing to make a move, maybe she should hook up with Dave. at least he'd be willing to do something. did you know he took her to space prom? I hear they tore up the dance floor something fierce. so many sick fires, man.

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What.

WHAT.

THEY DID WHAT?!