SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You/Eridan.

Teehee!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

IF I COULD REITERATE A FACIAL EXPRESSION, I WOULD BE DOING IT.

LIKE I AM.

RIGHT NOW.

[(Anonymous)]

But the tension between you is palpable, Karkles! I've seen the way you look at him. And think of all the whales he could get you!

So many whales, Karkat.

So many.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean?






















You know what? I'm not going to give you the opportunity to answer that one. I'll keep things simple-- taking away your ability to be a witty asshole seems like the best way to do so.

THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION, ADDRESSING YOUR BULLSHIT IS THIS:

Fuck off.

[(Anonymous)]

But bitches love whales, Karkat!

The same way that you love Eridan.

And that woofbeast! Yeah! You are also in love with a woofbeast. Kind of gross, Karkles. Wow!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Wait, there are two woofbeasts that I kn--

Oh my god, I am not trying to logically understand the windspew expelling from your chitinous shutthefuckup hole. This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.


THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP I SEE IS MY SICKLE WITH YOUR ANONYMOUS FACE.

PLATONICALLY.