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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-04-14 12:10 am
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SHIPPING MEME




SHIPPING MEME
★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)
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[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nawwww. You'd like it too much for that. You'd give in.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
How bout a knife up your throat and a shotgun up your ass?

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Already obsessing over my ass? Well, love, you can admire it after I fuck your face.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you try seeing how safe it is to get anywhere near by face.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, love. You're getting me all hot and bothered.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Just makes it easier to kill you.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck. There's a reason we're called space cockroaches, you know. [Licks lips.]

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? There's a reason they send us on missions that would be impossible for anyone else.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object... And yet I still ejaculate on your face. I think we know who wins here.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
You sure talk big, for a fucking alien who doesn't know better than to keep his pants on around sharp objects.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fun fact: I was inside your sister. Did she tell you that? I rather enjoyed myself.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really must want to get shot, asshole.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Funny... your sister said the same thing when I was inside her, and yet here I am.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[brb shoving a sticky grenade up your ass]

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Been in one Noble, a different Noble's been inside him. Man he is bagging 'em. In every nonsexual way conceivable.]

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[As long as it makes you explode in the very violent sense? Make all the jokes you want.]
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