SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS IMPLYING WHAT THE FUCK.

Jade Human's brilliant ability to completely misunderstand simple and mundane topics of conversation strikes again! The audience would erupt into applause if it weren't too busy systematically throwing itself off every bridge in existence.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well maybe if you didn't speak in caps lock, stuff like this wouldn't happen! And don't be mean to the poor audience members, I'm sure they're very nice and don't want to jump off of bridges at all!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What the hell does speaking in CAPSLOCK have to do with you being stupid and culling an entire subhuman race of RPers?!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I don't know but it has to be your fault somehow!

[Yes, this is flawless logic.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

FALSE STATEMENT. Because, as we all fucking know, everything is your goddamn fault! Our session being fucked up, us trolling you in return, EVERYTHING BAD EVER has its start in you, Harley. You.

SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOUR FAULT, TOO.

[ this is godtier logic. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault! I did what I was supposed to, no thanks to you! You just yelled at me a lot!

[They should have a logic party.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I was offering perfectly legitimate advice! Copious amounts of derision and hate mostly, though! YOU SHOULD BE LESS OF AN IDIOT ENOUGH TO REALIZE WHEN YOU SHOULD FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you made yourself clearer, people wouldn't have these problems!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

NO.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

So. I'mma just shoulder on in here and be all that okay, blackromance, go.

Alternately, Jade, you do that weird clubs thing with Past Karkat and Future Karkat.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ . . . ]

I am not going anywhere near two Karkats ever again!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You couldn't auspisticize if you tried.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well I'm going to try now that you said it!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Prepare yourself for failur-- Oh wait, you've been doing that all your fucking life.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Stop arguing with yourself! And I have not been failing all my life, I'm really good at lots of things!