spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD NOT AGAI--

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

So....

Why do you like orange Dave but hate not-orange Dave so much!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just ask me that. Really? Really? It's because they are two totally different fucking people, oh my god. It's like saying "HERP DERP BLUH HEY VRISKA WHY DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS BUT THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE LAME?" God.

...

But I guess if we're getting specific, I like Orange Dave because I murdered him. And I hate Red Dave because he's an insufferable prick who tipped the hatescales by getting me an Earth human Valentine, duh.

[DEADPAN STARE.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

You murdered him?!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Just a little bit. And he started it! Jegus. Besides. He doesn't even mind! And I said I was sorry, okay, and not even in a bitchy insincere way. Fuck you. In the sponge clot.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

How do you start killing somebody, that's not the way it works!

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

...

You murdered orange Dave?!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I said I was sorry! He's okay with it! He's my moirail now, for fuck's sake. So it's obviously okay! Ask him.

God. Even when you're a troll you're a big stupid wuss!

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna ask him that, that's crazy! Why the heck did you kill him?!

...also, what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask you what your favorite color is but why are you killing Daves?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I only killed one! Once! On the station!

...

And because he said I.

Um. Just.

...Because fuck you is why. Screw it, give me a dare, I'm not answering that!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I don't even need to call bullshit, that's a horrible answer!

I dare you to say ten very nice things about me or red Dave that have absolutely no cuss words in them or could be taken as an indirect insult!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[This look is the "I WOULD MURDER YOU IF IT WOULDN'T MAKE ORANGE DAVE VERY UPSET" look. Just FYI. >::::C]

Fine!

You have. Nice hair.
You're not the most annoying person in the universe.
You're. Nice.
There are lots of people I would rather murder than you.
You are not as stupid as I have previously claimed.
You are also not as useless as I previously claimed.
Or as pointless.
And you are most certainly not a weakslime grub in a bucket!
Uh. That's eight, right? Okay. Your fashion choices are varied and, uh, interesting.
Aaaaaaaand I don't blame you for the whole prototyping-the-devilbeast thing. [Teehee!]

[shipper]

How fur have you gotten with John? [OF COURSE THIS IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION she demands details about everyone else's love lives]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you talking about.

[STALL STALL STALL]

[shipper]

I mean, how deep in the red quadrant have you gotten? Tell me, tell me! [YOU CANNOT ESCAPE]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

You mean like have I kissed him or whatever. Right. Is that what you're asking.

[STAAAAAAAALL!]

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Do you actually think I'm the evil Gamzee?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Nope. I don't think Gamzees have it in them to be evil, haha! You're just kind of a bulgefiend.

[::::D]

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

...Heh. You don't, huh? Aight.

I might almost just up and take that as a motherfuckin' compliment, comin' from you.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

You do that! It's as close as you'll get to one.

...

But if you are an evil Gamzee, I will kick your nook so hard.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Do you only hate Dave so much 'cause you wish he was me?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Uh.

No.

[NOT ELABORATING OH GOD GET OUT]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Aw fuck looks like you get a dare.

Go call Shockwave "daddy", sit in his lap, kick your legs like a cute lil toddler and ask him if you can have a Dave for Christmas pretty please.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Nuh-UH! WRONG! BZZZZZZZZT. No bullshit here. Red Dave is totally hateable in his own right! So there.

[SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "ONLY" IN YOUR ORIGINAL PHRASING, BRO~]

So hey, you know what, I'm just going to turn that dare right back on you. You go sit in Shockwave's lap, call him daddy and ask for, I don't know. A puppet for Earth human Christmas? Not a Dave, that'd be like way creepy.

[SO SMUG~]