featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

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onceaniso: (Default)

[personal profile] onceaniso 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
oh

LATE TO THE PARTY, AWWW YEAH

[identity profile] ecto-biologist.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)

a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (not $flynn)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
y'know you left your phone sitting on the couch :D

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
on noveria, maybe

i want it back, also my pants

[identity profile] alphaclass.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
i wil asist in whay uever wya i can
heygotaminute: (Oh whatevs)

[personal profile] heygotaminute 2011-05-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
........your pants are with parkers pants.

also tell garrus 'you're welcome' for me.
theuserabides: (As I travel in this limitless world)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be free and blame things on your programming at the same time

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
no, i told mordin i loved showtunes

and that was during the karaoke

that was karaoke right? Damn my head hurts.

[identity profile] theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
already said id say please

didnt yuo want my jacket earlier?

[identity profile] theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
cant burn the sun

its maef od fire

wnna try anyway?

[identity profile] theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
too late

asked her already
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeha well you know what
i liked my arm
and myn eye
and my fucking frined you murderd
and not hdiing from fucking scientsust who want my balls
and you know what lse
yours a fucking mutant murderdser who foesnt do anything b ut kill peole
the world would be better off if you were fucking dead
nd im gonna be teh one to fucking offn you even if it kisll me

so THERE
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (bad command or file name)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YES to both ;)

where are you?
theuserabides: (Joy follows them like a shadow)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
One day one of you is going to tell me to go to hell

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
my armor is covered in chocolate.
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