STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[hopediesalone]

This is it. This is what you were made for. You are Protoman, the fallen Hero of Man, the First Son of Light, you've shown yourself to be a warrior poet, time to absolutely eviscerate this bastard with words!

Fufkck you

Welp.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

gemm

gem

I cant move ver well everything is varyt disortted

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

kfsjhgls

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

the thing

its okay, we coo, no big




ill just send it again, man

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

even when he thinks it's Shep, he still facepalms at Parker.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

[notsoloyal]

sHe must nthave beeen very good

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

the most amazing debate ever conceived by robomen

[gottakilldaves]

no fuckv YOU!!!!!

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

evn if they do

i wont

thyll learn

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

...i don't understand.

what do you want to do with math?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

is that a word

i hav eno idea waht that says

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

why?

okay if you want.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[survivethesiren]

I had some bad reprogramming, okay.

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

[survivethesiren]

Then I'll come 2 u.

It's important.

Jalen.

Jalen please.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[survivethesiren]

My boss was a flamboyant asshole.