STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

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[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

why do you wear so msny clothes

have you SEEN the othr arjians?

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

of caourse i habe

its a cultual aspect you should be awar of gibson

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

thats not waht i asked

look at radia then loook at you

did yuo steal the eztra fabric form her dress or something

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

no

i think she loks fine woith what she has

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

okay small words tiem

why

do

you

wear

so.

many

clothes

[all of those were sent as individual messages, because Gibson is kind of a dick.]

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

[ why is this thing continually buzzing -- oh. THANKS GIBSON. ]

becuase it want to?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE WELCOME]

wheres your cultral pride jalen

be shirtless like alll the othr arjains

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

why do tou want me to be sbirtless

[onceaniso]

w^hy _do _Y^{OU g}et ^{to h}_avea ^face ^?

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

You cn derzz your helmet

we have tjhe same one

[onceaniso]

_noT^hn_k it_s s^tuck

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

oh

is it?

shold let fYNN TAKE A look at it

[onceaniso]

e_vryo^ne'_ll g_et c^onfuse^d

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

ill know and you'l know

that should be nough

[onceaniso]

b^{ut di}_scs_s br^oken

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

we can hget FLyNN to fix it

[survivethesiren]

Jalen

Jalen.

I need help.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

i wil asist in whay uever wya i can

[survivethesiren]

I'm trapped.

I need you to come help me.

Now.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

gemm

gem

I cant move ver well everything is varyt disortted

[survivethesiren]

Then I'll come 2 u.

It's important.

Jalen.

Jalen please.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

of coirse i sad i will do aniything in my power to help

i am

on th settee

Oh Jalen. Finger attacks imminent.

[survivethesiren]

In Flynn house?

Oh em.

Are you just outside in the living room?

DO IT >:3

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

yes