STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[theuserabides]

I don't do mad

[survivethesiren]

Then say you won't be disappointed.


Say it.

I need to tell you but say it. :(

[theuserabides]

Not dizziness

[theuserabides]

*disappointed

sorry architect

[theuserabides]

*AUTOCORRECT

She would be laughing if she wasn't so concerned. :3

[survivethesiren]

I got...drunk off blue.

I lost my disc. :(

[theuserabides]

How did you lose it it's attached?

[survivethesiren]

Someone stole it?

[survivethesiren]

I gave it to someone.

[theuserabides]

Who

[survivethesiren]

He asked really nicely.

[theuserabides]

Who did you give it to gem

It was Clu right?

[survivethesiren]

Why would you think it was Clu?

Do you think I'm stupid?

That would be pretty stupid of me to give it to Clu.

I mean he's a jerk and I don't like him anyways.

[survivethesiren]

Yeah.

I gave it to him.

[theuserabides]

You are exercising poor judgment tonight

[survivethesiren]

It's ur judgement.

U programmed me.

U said you wouldn't be disappointed.

[theuserabides]

You can't be free and blame things on your programming at the same time

[survivethesiren]

Well--I wasn't blaming my programming. Well I mean I was but not on purpose--

[survivethesiren]

Clu is just hard to say no to.

[theuserabides]

He's pretty charming

[survivethesiren]

Is that how you used to be?

Before you got face fur.

[survivethesiren]

--where is thse rest of the blu?

I can't find it.

[theuserabides]

No you're cut off

[theuserabides]

Honor system though cause I dint feel like getting out of bed

[survivethesiren]

You can trust me. I won't go after it.

:3