featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
gottakilldaves: (REVEEEEEEEENGE!!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERTE THE FUCK ARE YOUUU
gottakilldaves: (musa sapientum fixa est in aure)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
KSJDGSFSDFGV

ARE YOU INVIABLE
FUCK
YOUR FUCKING CHEATR
gottakilldaves: (DON'T FUCKING LITTERRRRRRRRR)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
if youre invisble wjhy dont you fucking prove it
you ahvent killed me yet i ebt your fucking lying
im gonna get my secretr weapon and shoot your stupid facev HAH
gottakilldaves: (never too hot to handle)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
sksdfgjdf no i lik,e my amr why the fuck
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeha well you know what
i liked my arm
and myn eye
and my fucking frined you murderd
and not hdiing from fucking scientsust who want my balls
and you know what lse
yours a fucking mutant murderdser who foesnt do anything b ut kill peole
the world would be better off if you were fucking dead
nd im gonna be teh one to fucking offn you even if it kisll me

so THERE
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
yeah
well you knwo what
uyo kno what kid
ill fucking tell you how

ts
because
youre
a
fucking
FREAK OF NATURE
WHO SHOULDNT
EVEN
EXIST
gottakilldaves: (invincible)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT WROING KID DOES THE TRUTH HURT

hyour parents shouldve fucking drowned you
gottakilldaves: (why does murder have to be illegal)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
right back at you youf cukng brick!!!!!!!!!!