STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

just fuckinga dmit it
ypou want this cracker
im, holding a cracker right now
you fucikng want it
dont deny that shit
you fucking want this cracker

[featheryasshole]

nah

[gottakilldaves]

-- slickSicarian [SS] sent turntechGodhead [TG] the file "cvracker.jpg" --

[featheryasshole]

-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent slickSicarian [SS] the file "dogbiscuit.jpg" --

[gottakilldaves]

taht doesnt evemn amek sense im not a dog moron

[featheryasshole]

yeahwell im not a parrot

burrrrrrrrn

[gottakilldaves]

yeah well i dont look like a dog
and youre a bird
parrtos are birds toop
was that so fucking hard to figure out

[featheryasshole]

yeah but other ou is a dog
so
tpatally makres sense dude

[gottakilldaves]

the fuck is this other me even
hes a chessguy and an omnipoetn thing a d a dog
what the fucking fuck

[featheryasshole]

hes and shole
kinda likd you but more
hd killed me and bor twi e
ecsept the othes time hasnt happend ued