STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey Anon.

Gibson and I are totally messing with Jalen.

[recompiling]

really

watcha doin?

[CAN HE HELP?]

[survivethesiren]

Gonna derezz his shirt.

And cape.

[SURE. ITS LIKE DRUNK DRAWING ON FACES BUT WITH FINGERS. AND...STRIPPING.]

[recompiling]

tgat

sounds awesome

can i help

ro watch

or help adn watch [THIS IS THE BEST PLAN EVER]

[survivethesiren]

Yes! Because what if he starts to wiggle.

You know I'm not too strong.

you wouldn't want me hurt

[recompiling]

course nto

i like this plna

a lot

[survivethesiren]

Anon.

Anon.

I really like you.

You're nicer than everyone else.

This is awesome. I'm so happy I'm here!!

[A drunk Gem is an honest Gem 8D]

[recompiling]

really?

aww, taht's nice of u

im glad you're hre too!!

^_^

[Clearly they all need to get drunk together more often.]

[survivethesiren]

Some people might tell you nasty things about me but they are totally lies.

Don't listen to hemt.

[THEY DO]

[recompiling]

u don't seem nasty at lal!

you seme rreally nice!

[survivethesiren]

I can be.

Zuse just made me do mean things.

[recompiling]

zuse kinda freaked me otu

its okay i get being forced to do bda things

so whatevver it was wan't ur fault k?

[survivethesiren]

<333
ur the best.

[recompiling]

ur really sweet
^_^

[survivethesiren]

I don't think anyone else would say that.

:(

[recompiling]

well

thye shoulkd

cause you're great

like

supr great

[survivethesiren]

well so r u.

2 bad ull 4get when ur sober.

[recompiling]

cept

iiii have these txts

nd ur still nice when were sober

[survivethesiren]

u tell sam that ok?

He is still mad at me.

[recompiling]

kay

i mean ill teel him but he's a User so ii dno't know if hell listen

[survivethesiren]

It is frustrating, isnt it. Gah.

[recompiling]

they are

still

kinda leik them anyway

[survivethesiren]

I wonder if we like, ...

like them cause we like them

or like them cause we're programmed to.

[recompiling]

i dunno

nevr really thought about it

... waht if its both?

they have reached that drunk stage where everything is existential

[survivethesiren]

It could be.

You know what this means.

Right?

Right?