STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[recompiling]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[sent as a series of texts; i am so sorry]

anon

anon anon anon

told yuo abxars would have bendytext whn hes txeting

abrasax

abraxas

dammit

braxy

[recompiling]

[This thing just keeps peeping at him are you se- oh it's all Gibson. Well. He can do the same thing back.]

gibson

gibson i gte it

whhy does he bendytxt anyway tat makes liek zero sens

wiat why was he textting uou

[... Wait did he just lose a bet.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

i think tcehincally i texed him first

and i dont knwo its really weird tho

he tried to sned me an audio fil too?

nyway im prety sure thsi means i won the bet :3

[recompiling]

ann audoi file?

... he is soo weird

and dammit :\

what do i gotta doo?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

dint plan this far ahaed

um

idk yet ill tell yo uwhen i think of soemthing

OH RIGHT thsi isnt apart of the dare but do you wanna help get jalens shrit and cape off

[recompiling]

ur a terrible planner

asdklfgjljs omg yes

gem jsut told me

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

yes yesy es lets do it

and im nto a bad planer i jsut belive in spotnatiey

spnotaniety

surprses

[recompiling]

ur spellin scks too

well

dont mind uour srprises

sometims

[survivethesiren]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey Anon.

Gibson and I are totally messing with Jalen.

[recompiling]

really

watcha doin?

[CAN HE HELP?]

[survivethesiren]

Gonna derezz his shirt.

And cape.

[SURE. ITS LIKE DRUNK DRAWING ON FACES BUT WITH FINGERS. AND...STRIPPING.]

[recompiling]

tgat

sounds awesome

can i help

ro watch

or help adn watch [THIS IS THE BEST PLAN EVER]

[survivethesiren]

Yes! Because what if he starts to wiggle.

You know I'm not too strong.

you wouldn't want me hurt

[recompiling]

course nto

i like this plna

a lot

[survivethesiren]

Anon.

Anon.

I really like you.

You're nicer than everyone else.

This is awesome. I'm so happy I'm here!!

[A drunk Gem is an honest Gem 8D]

[recompiling]

really?

aww, taht's nice of u

im glad you're hre too!!

^_^

[Clearly they all need to get drunk together more often.]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

anon






your not human right

[recompiling]

convoy hi :D

nope

im a program

why?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

hi

i dont think i like humans anymore

is this bad

[recompiling]

but

why donn't you liek humans anymore?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

i found this

attachment: saddest.jpg (http://www.splotchy.com/images/blog/uncon/junkyard.jpg)

[recompiling]

that's terrible!

and sad

but maybe its not all threi fault?

flynn might kno

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

probably only a few of themd eserved it

somd eserved worse

others nott it

but my point its

its bad

and i think humans did it



i dont want to be hollow again

[recompiling]

they wouldnt doo that tyou!

ur really nice

and and

i won't let temh