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[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[shipper]

:33 < becaise hurt is all sads
:33 < and blood and explosions
:33 < i dont want mt frueinds anywehre near that
:33 < the should ahve hapy instead

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

no its not

you just havent found the right kind

[shipper]

:33 < becaus ethere is no right kind
:33 < i have had all kinds of hurts so id know
:33 < i know really relaly well

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

youve probably missed a few

someone
















i dont want to talk about this anymore can we be ninja cats again

[shipper]

:33 < yes ok i dont elike thinoing about it it makes m yheart hurt
:33 < and my head now urghjr
:33 < lets get some tea kk

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

energon tea?

[shipper]

:33 < iabve neveer had that ikidn!
:33 < but if its good ok

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

i dont know if you can drink it

i think if you put energon in organics they explode

[shipper]

:33 < m not ogrnic im a troll
:33 < got hornnnns nad everything

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

but your not made of metal

like me

[shipper]

:33 < no im made of
:33 < of
:33 < gr33n

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

ok but your still organic

if i stepped on you

you would go squish

and so you're organc




im not gonna step on you though ok

[shipper]

:33 < thtas good! id be sad if you stepped on me :((
:33 < even if squish is a funny soudnm
:33 , h33 h33 squish suqijs squish
:33 < we shoudl have a squishy tea party

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

but im not squishy

though im tryigg gto get shockwa

logsan to help me make a holoform

it wont be squishy but itll be close unless i go pretender

[shipper]

:33 < we can purrtend
:33 < soo you can get purractice iiiiiiin fur your holothging