so there was this once drunk party last night...

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

 

Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...

Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

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Re: i couldn't resist s-sob

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

_{[Red Snout kicks and half-rolls over, letting out a loud snort. He's still sleeping.]}

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

[ HOW

WHAT

DFKSGJHDFSL

Excuse Connor, he'll just. Be hyperventilating over in his corner of the bed because how the fuck did this happen and why and RAPTOR and if he had a gun on him he would probably shoot you but as it is he's kind of limited to his socks and boxer shorts oh god oh god oh god

He slides. Ever. So. Sneakily. Awaaaaaay from the raptor, trying not to make a sound. Trying so hard. ]

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

_{[Blinks into wakefulness as Connor moves away. He raises his head dozily and stares at the human. He doesn't remember what happened last night. Oh well. The human seems excited though.]}

What do you want?

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

[



If he was a computer, he'd be bluescreening right about now. As it is. He's just frozen, staring in mute horror. Then: ]

P-please don't eat me.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

Bah. Why should I eat you? I am not hungry. And furthermore humans do not taste good.

_{[He curls up again, peering at the nearly naked human with some amusement.]}

Really. That is all humans ever talk about. 'Please don't eat me' and 'I don't want to die' and so on and forth. Feh.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

[ This has to be dream. Has to be.

He is okay with it being a dream; he's had weirder. Okay. Cool. He's still asleep, this is totally a figment of his imagination. Yep.

... HE SHOULD REALLY BE MOVING THE HELL AWAY RIGHT NOW THOUGH ]

D'you -- are you actually aware of what you look like?

[ and yet he stays put. Oh, Connor, honey. No. ]

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

. . .Of course. I am a raptor. What else would I be? A human? A ha ha ha.

_{[SO AMUSED. You are funny, Connor.]}

Really. I have no desire to eat you.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

[ WELL

THAT'S GOOD, AT LEAST. Because honestly if this were a real raptor (and LAWD has he dealt with his fair share of raptors -- Utahraptors, he's looking at you) he would've been fucked five ways from Sunday already and this one talks so. so. so he's definitely asleep.

IT'S OKAY; NOTHING CAN HURT HIM IN DREAMSPACE. ]

That's... reassuring. [ tune of: oh GOD. ]

Gotta say, this whole. Situation? Isn't really making a whole lot of sense, so, er. If you've. Any input as to why I'm having this really disturbing dream in the first place, I'd really appreciate it.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

It is not a dream. Because I am not asleep.

_{[Raptor logic, how does it work?]}

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

No, see, this? This is a dream. [ he sounds convinced of this. ] And if I'm dreamin' you, you're not sleeping. I am.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

I am not a dream.

_[Hmph.]

Are all humans this dense?

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

What?

[ EXCUSE YOU, YOU'RE A DINOSAUR ]

No, mate -- there's just. No possible way this could be happening in the real world? I mean, since. Dinosaurs don't talk, and you are one, and there's a bed involved... god, this is just weird. What did I drink to deserve this kind of mental aggravation?