so there was this once drunk party last night...

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

 

Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...

Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

Comments

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

... I actually have no idea.

[Well at least he's honest.]

I mean. This.

[GESTURES.]

Sort of illegal.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[The edges of his mouth twitch up a little.]

Only if we ain't on leave.

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Oh you get that Look right back at you.]

Iiiiiiiii-- h'okay.

[... awkward.jpeg.]

So do we. Like. Shower?

[IMPLICATION BEING: TOGETHER? QUE?]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Every day, when we're not in the field.

[Deadpan, Emile is your friend.]

...You want to try double?

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[rofl he is just shoving your ass off the bed now. how do you do it, emile, it's so fucking hard to stay weirdly awkward around you]

You think we'll fit?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Part of it? Part of it is how damn glad he is to just have you back, man.

The rest of it's natural charm.]

Worth a shot.

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[WELP. He gets out of bed. Sort of. Self-consciously. lol.]

I'll ... follow your lead.

[rofl oh his attempts at leering are so precious.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Come on, then.

[Naked Spartan conga line??]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Don't even fucking start.

But Thom trails after him, obligingly. STILL A LITTLE FREAKED OH GOD WHAT DO no it's cool he's got this.

Okay, sure. There were worse things to wake up to. But. ;kjda;dfj no he is just going to put his brain on hold and run on autopilot for a bit. OH LOOK A SHOWER.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He'll just. Lock the bathroom door so no one else walks in on this.

And then press Thom up against the wall. Hi.]

So you never done this before.

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[rofl you are so lucky he actually trusts you or that would have gone badly.]

That obvious?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He wouldn't even try something like that with someone who wasn't Noble.]

You're havin' trouble just lookin' at me, Thom. If this ain't okay, you gotta let me know.

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[All the exasperation.]

If it wasn't okay, you'd know.

[There really would be holes in the wall, bro. No, Thom just. Sets his hands on Emile's shoulders and pulls him in for an - okay, fairly chaste - kiss.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Oh.

Well.

Okay, then.

Does it count as chaste if you have a naked man pressing up against you.]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Yes? No? HE DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT RIGHT NOW NEGL. But he steps away from the wall and is going to herd you towards the shower. Possibly by means of a knee between your legs.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Good enough, and the grin is back on his face. Now are you going to be a good boy and let Emile lather you down thoroughly?]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Well he's still getting used to this whole BEING TOUCHED thing so he's probably a little twitchy. But. Mostly yeah sure.

Oh and then he's going to return the favour. just fyi.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Well, he'll go slow then, and he'll be pretty gentle until the twitching eases up a little. He's a little more experienced in this than most of his team, Emile knows.

Not that that stops his from loudly appreciating the return favor, of course.]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Yeah okay, this isn't half bad, all things considered. Also, bro? You've got a lot of scars.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Look, he's a close combat specialist, okay? You'd have a lot of scars, too, if you--oh wait, you do have a lot of scars. Emile's nails digging into your shoulder might make another set, if you don't hurry up.]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[okay screw this washing thing. SHOVE. you are against a wall. awkward, awkward, how do, brief look of consternation. And then he just sort of shrugs like OH GOD HELP?]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[You want words? Because that's not going to happen, sorry, bro. How about some detailed hand gestures and, well, the soap ought to be slippery enough. Right? Right. Glad we had this conversation.]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[oh those hand gestures are familiar. thank you, emile, for relaying the fact that this is a standard combat insertion. you are so helpful.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Dammit, Thom, your blank look and lack of useful actions are a little frustrating here.]

Is it too slippery in here?