http://hyperlethality.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hyperlethality.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 07:34 pm
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so there was this once drunk party last night...

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

 
Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?
You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh ]

I.

Didn't realize they made flavored.

[ offers the trash can silently. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[just. gonna. get rid of that now...]

Will wonders never cease.

[rofl he's just. head in hands.]

Carter, is this--

[oh hang on he can't articulate that thought. Please don't kick him off the team, bro. :(]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn.

[ Carter glances over, sighing quietly. ]

Thom?

[ ....God, you retard. Carter moves over and just curls an arm around his shoulders, a brief dude-hug. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[rofl he just stiffens at that contact. Not in protest, just. None of Noble could really class themselves as being a touchy-feely sort, but Thom's probably the closest they've got. He doesn't mind casual contact, but usually he's the one to initiate it. Having other people be the instigators? Sort of a different ball game.

Plus the adrenaline has sort of worn off and he's kind of. Remembering that fraternization? Sort of a big deal. He hasn't had as long to get out of the military mindset as everyone else.]


It's all good, One.

[You derp. Thom thwaps him lightly against the stomach.]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's generally not, but Carter's... at a loss, honestly. He's not sure what to do, honestly, not sure how to handle this when he knows what they've done and he's pretty sure there's video evidence and-- hgnsghsgnsgh.

It's just a brief one-armed hug, not more than a few moments, and he sighs. ]


Good.

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thom jerks his head towards the door, shoves his hands in his pants pockets.]

You okay facing the world?

[Because massive pounding headache or not he's hunger. And there isn't much that gets between a physically active spartan and their 10k calories a day.]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Always.

[ Herp, as good as he's gonna be. ]

-I'm going to need a moment, though.

[ u-uh. Silently motioning to the right corner of the room where there's a camera by the doorway. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ROFL QUE? Thom just. WAT.]

-- You keep surveillance on your own room?

[YOU KINKY BASTARD is the unspoken sentiment there.]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the paperwork I have in here, and some of the sensitive documents?

[ Your...implications are going right over his head. Carter rubs the back of his neck, shrugging as he pulls up his device and starts flicking through it. ]

It's like the cameras in the rest of the base. It routes directly to my device, though I usually don't-- have to delete things.

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shoulder-vulturing you right now, Carter. Hell, he's actually sort of curious.]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sliding it on and-- ah. Nothing for a good few hours, but then the two of them are sliding in, and well, whatever happened outside is a good indicator that they were starting something, because as soon as that door is closed, Carter's jerking Thom in by the shirt and pushing him against a wall, kissing him sloppily. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[r-rofl wow he wasn't fighting back at all. Thom'd never really given the matter much thought - lol, nearly 26 years old and a total virgin - but he'd have pegged himself as being a bit more, you know... assertive.

With anyone but Carter, maybe.

This footage is horribly fascinating. Like watching a supercarrier blow up in slow motion.

Wait.

Why did his CO just get on his kne--]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.









I'm--

[ Oh god. It's with morbid fascination that he's watching himself get to his knees and shove Thom's hips against the wall, fighting with his pants, uncoordinated and tugging them down the rest of the way until he's got Thom's dick in his face, and wow, drunk-self, way to not really hesitate much.

It's like a trainwreck, watching himself stroking Thom's dick awkwardly and then when he wraps his lips around it, he just kind of freezes, unable to hit stop. ]


I'm sorry.

[ OHHHHHHHHH GOD. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[that shouldn't be as hot as it is, that shouldn't be as hot as it is, that shouldn't--

oh god that is not working hnrgh subtle readjustment of junk...]


I -

[oh god]

- seem to have been a willing collaborator.

[IS THIS WHERE HE THINKS ABOUT BASEBALL...]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Drawing in a slow breath. ]

Evidently.

[ It's not the most graceful thing, either, because for all the porn that Carter's watched (which isn't much, but it's some) Carter's not really great at blowjobs. ]

I'm not sure how long this goes on for.

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE JUST CLOSES HIS EYES.]

Uh.

[can't he just get his own personal re-enact-- FFF GDMIT BRAIN.]

Sore jaw?

[that's probably a good gauge right]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Glancing at Thom, shrugging. ]

Somewha--

[ no, stopping right there sweet jesus. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... Right. Sorry.

[so fucking hideously embarrassed. forever.]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[ fast forwarding, hnngh. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Commander, he had no idea you were that flexible - also how did your desk survive having a Spartan thrown on it...]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he drops his hand off the fast forward a moment and just stares at Thom apologetically, exhaling. ]

Well.

[ Except for the fact when he turns off fast-forward, it plays and the volume is up and on and loud. ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[s-so weakly]

At least the desk came out more or less intact?

[oh no and then there's sound

ARE THOSE NOISES COMING FROM HIM OH MY GOD ALL THE INCENSE FOREVER]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SLAMS ON THE MUTE just in time to hear what sounds an awful lot like his name being moaned, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet jesus why. ]

I'm sorry.

[ FAST FORWARD AGAIN, COME ON just let him get to the end so he knows where to delete from -- ]

[identity profile] thom-293.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[just. standing so fucking still right now.]

You can - probably stop apologizing. It's a little redundant.

[oh god he's so horny again wat is sex drive carter y u do dis to him]

[identity profile] nobleleader.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably.

[ His voice is just a little tighter, and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't reacting, too, hand tight on the table as he watches the clock keep going, watches them make their way into the bathroom, and he's pretty sure they'd be able to hear the crack of the glass as Thom's hands hit it, were it not muted. ]

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