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singularityderp2011-05-06 07:34 pm
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so there was this once drunk party last night...

Who is this person next to you?
You know how it is, folks!1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

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I.
Didn't realize they made flavored.
[ offers the trash can silently. ]
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Will wonders never cease.
[rofl he's just. head in hands.]
Carter, is this--
[oh hang on he can't articulate that thought. Please don't kick him off the team, bro. :(]
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[ Carter glances over, sighing quietly. ]
Thom?
[ ....God, you retard. Carter moves over and just curls an arm around his shoulders, a brief dude-hug. ]
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Plus the adrenaline has sort of worn off and he's kind of. Remembering that fraternization? Sort of a big deal. He hasn't had as long to get out of the military mindset as everyone else.]
It's all good, One.
[You derp. Thom thwaps him lightly against the stomach.]
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It's just a brief one-armed hug, not more than a few moments, and he sighs. ]
Good.
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You okay facing the world?
[Because massive pounding headache or not he's hunger. And there isn't much that gets between a physically active spartan and their 10k calories a day.]
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[ Herp, as good as he's gonna be. ]
-I'm going to need a moment, though.
[ u-uh. Silently motioning to the right corner of the room where there's a camera by the doorway. ]
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-- You keep surveillance on your own room?
[YOU KINKY BASTARD is the unspoken sentiment there.]
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[ Your...implications are going right over his head. Carter rubs the back of his neck, shrugging as he pulls up his device and starts flicking through it. ]
It's like the cameras in the rest of the base. It routes directly to my device, though I usually don't-- have to delete things.
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With anyone but Carter, maybe.
This footage is horribly fascinating. Like watching a supercarrier blow up in slow motion.
Wait.
Why did his CO just get on his kne--]
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I'm--
[ Oh god. It's with morbid fascination that he's watching himself get to his knees and shove Thom's hips against the wall, fighting with his pants, uncoordinated and tugging them down the rest of the way until he's got Thom's dick in his face, and wow, drunk-self, way to not really hesitate much.
It's like a trainwreck, watching himself stroking Thom's dick awkwardly and then when he wraps his lips around it, he just kind of freezes, unable to hit stop. ]
I'm sorry.
[ OHHHHHHHHH GOD. ]
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oh god that is not working hnrgh subtle readjustment of junk...]
I -
[oh god]
- seem to have been a willing collaborator.
[IS THIS WHERE HE THINKS ABOUT BASEBALL...]
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Evidently.
[ It's not the most graceful thing, either, because for all the porn that Carter's watched (which isn't much, but it's some) Carter's not really great at blowjobs. ]
I'm not sure how long this goes on for.
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Uh.
[can't he just get his own personal re-enact-- FFF GDMIT BRAIN.]
Sore jaw?
[that's probably a good gauge right]
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Somewha--
[ no, stopping right there sweet jesus. ]
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[so fucking hideously embarrassed. forever.]
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[ fast forwarding, hnngh. ]
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Well.
[ Except for the fact when he turns off fast-forward, it plays and the volume is up and on and loud. ]
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At least the desk came out more or less intact?
[oh no and then there's sound
ARE THOSE NOISES COMING FROM HIM OH MY GOD ALL THE INCENSE FOREVER]
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I'm sorry.
[ FAST FORWARD AGAIN, COME ON just let him get to the end so he knows where to delete from -- ]
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You can - probably stop apologizing. It's a little redundant.
[oh god he's so horny again wat is sex drive carter y u do dis to him]
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[ His voice is just a little tighter, and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't reacting, too, hand tight on the table as he watches the clock keep going, watches them make their way into the bathroom, and he's pretty sure they'd be able to hear the crack of the glass as Thom's hands hit it, were it not muted. ]
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