so there was this once drunk party last night...

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

 

Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...

Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

Comments

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

We could, yeah.

Later.

[Because hahaha... he was not getting up any time soon.]

[shipper]

[she makes a noise of assent, then:] Do you have my hat? I don't see it anywhere.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Don't got it. Don't know where it went.

[Looking for it would involve lifting his head.]

[shipper]

[naw man, this is important. this is her hat we're talking about here. she shifts, trying to sit up without agitating her foggy head]

I need to find it, I don't have a spare hat. Do you think it's in the room at least?

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Hopefully.

It's bright and blue, right? Can't be all that motherfuckin hard to spot.

[shipper]

Yeah, with a kitty face in the front. I'm going to check the corners, is there anything you're missing? [because from the way the room was spinning for the first few minutes after she stood up this is going to be a one-time trip]

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[Is there? Shirt is still there...so are his pants... He's lost his shoes, but he doesn't care about those.]

...Think I'm good.

[shipper]

Ok. [there's nothing but silence and shuffling for a bit]

Hey, there's a little fridge here! And everything's so tiny, oh my gosh. It's adorable.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee sits up to give her a bleary stare.]

There any water in there? I'm fuckin' thirsty.

[shipper]

Yes, there's a bunch of itty bitty waters in here! [she sounds so thrilled about this, and tosses a couple in the direction of the bed]

It's like a bunch of tiny people got hungry and left their snacks in here...

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Hmn.

[He picked up one of the little bottles, squinting at it before twisting off the top and drinking one down in a couple gulps.

Nepeta's free to look around. He's still not up for moving much if he can help it.]

[shipper]

[man, she's already halfway out the window. EXPLORIN' TIME] I don't recognize anything out here! Wow, we must be purretty far out of our way.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Man... I hope we got here on our own at least.

[shipper]

Who would drop us off somewhere and then leave? I don't know anybody like that, do you?

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Who knows, with this place.

[He finally moves to the edge of the bed, sliding off to stand unsteadily.

Ugh.]

Your nose all bein' okay?

[shipper]

[she makes a vague noise of assent and finally pulls herself in from the window. need help there, man?]

It's still really sore but I don't think it's broken. My shirt's covered in blood now, though.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

You all wanna replace that with somethin'?

You could use mine, I guess, but it might not be smellin' all that great.

[shipper]

I think so, it's all crusty and stained now. [she makes a face an starts peeling off her tops layers]

I don't mind about smell! Honestly Equius is the only one who cares if I'm a little stinky.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Aight.

[He strips the shirt off and tosses it in her direction.]

Try not to lose it or somethin', but I ain't gonna throw a fit.

[shipper]

How would I lose it? Just because I run around in the forest doesn't mean I throw my clothes off whenever pawsible! [she tugs it on, then holds her arms out and laughs]

Why is efuryone bigger than me?

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[He smirks.] I'm not that much bigger.

You were just grown smaller, is all.

[shipper]

You are so, look how baggy it is! And I'm starting to think that efuryone I know is just ridiculous tall. I mean, I'm not that tiny. Right? [don't you laugh at her it is hard being the tiniest troll]

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

((Sobbing at headcanon. I'm in the minority in not imagining Gamzee's one of the tallest trolls.))

Yeah, that's gotta be it. We're all just too motherfuckin' tall and you're normal sized.

[shipper]

[my only height headcanon is that Nepeta is two inches shorter than the shortest troll. I'M A BAD FAN, NOT THINKING ABOUT NOSES AND HEIGHT AND WHATEVER ELSE GOOD FANS THINK ABOUT]

Exactly! I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but it's just a fact of life. This is what regular people look like! All non-gianty and stuff.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Well shit. Now you done turned my whole motherfuckin' view of reality upside-down.

I don't know if I can all be handlin' this revelation.